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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:19 pm

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Just saw a tweet from Schuster with this.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:20 pm

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So he should be good to go on Sunday then?

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:21 pm

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spanky wrote:

So he should be good to go on Sunday then?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:22 pm

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43 solo tackles...

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:24 pm

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Will the flags at various child custody exchange points be at half mast now?

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:32 pm

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having lost my mom....it really does suck. so condolences to him. That said, hope he plays on sunday and kicks ass.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:33 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Will the flags at various child custody exchange points be at half mast now?

Don't get me wrong...I feel bad for the guy. Losing a parent has to suck, but this was pretty funny.

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:34 pm

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spanky wrote:

So he should be good to go on Sunday then?

This is funny'rrrr

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:36 pm

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Yup. Sad. Yeah. Mom. Hm. Loved her. Yep. Mother was a saint. Uh huh. No. Yes. Yeah. Sniffle. FoxSports.com.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:38 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Yup. Sad. Yeah. Mom. Hm. Loved her. Yep. Mother was a saint. Uh huh. No. Yes. Yeah. Sniffle. FoxSports.com.

This is funnier, though

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:39 pm

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I wouldn't play.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:43 pm

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That sucks. Cant blame him if he misses the game Sunday.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:45 pm

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I remember when a certain Gunslinger lost his father a few days before a MNF game vs the Raiders. He was something like 20/21 300 yds and 5 tds in the first half.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

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HOVA wrote:

I wouldn't play.

Me either.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:46 pm

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Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:49 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

Yeah, his Dad. I couldn't do it. I'd be a mess more than likely...

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:00 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

yes, his dad died Sunday and he played Monday night.

I don't think I could do it either.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:02 pm

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Take the week off and mourn like a normal person.It is just a game afterall.

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:04 pm

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For some people playing helps them deal with it. I just don't think I would be up for playing.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:12 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Yup. Sad. Yeah. Mom. Hm. Loved her. Yep. Mother was a saint. Uh huh. No. Yes. Yeah. Sniffle. FoxSports.com.

Awesome.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:15 pm

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HOVA wrote:

For some people playing helps them deal with it. I just don't think I would be up for playing.

I hear you.

I'm one of those people who has to keep busy when shit like that happens. Knowing myself, I'd play.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:35 pm

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Jon Gruden wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

Let me tell you right now about the This Guy of This Guy's Brett Favre. He's obviously in mourning, and we need to respect his family right now. But motivated as he is, one night after losing his dad, he's gonna give the other team a heart attack. This is just going to be a football game, with football players, and I think it's great that Brett is letting others make arrangements and pray. This guy is football. Plain and simple.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:36 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

Am I missing something here?

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:37 pm

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Actually....I think the only reason Brett played was because the game was in Oakland and he was inquiring about how they were able to revive the corpse of Al Davis.

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Actually....I think the only reason Brett played was because the game was in Oakland and he was inquiring about how they were able to revive the corpse of Al Davis.

There was that streak thing too. Losing a parent wasn't worth breaking the streak.

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In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:39 pm

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Irv was literally on Brett's shoulder that night, which made all the passing yards even more impressive.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:40 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

Am I missing something here?

His dad pulled a Macho Man and had a heart attack and then crashed his truck. The only thing he killed......was the other team.....each and every weekend.

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:43 pm

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I hope he plays. I will understand if he does not.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:34 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Didn't Favre come out after he killed one of his parents and have a great game?

Am I missing something here?

No, I don't think so.

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Post subject: Re: Brian Urlacher's Mom

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:37 pm

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I think he'll play.

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