Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Where's Cowley going?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Ozzie said "he wanted to get the fuck out" in his press conference



reporter: "Would u be willing to bring some of your coaches with u?"

Ozzie: "Hell no! Theyre the ones that got me fired"

this was right after he praised the coaches and reflected on great memories with them

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Where do you think? The only question is whether the TSA makes Cowley pull his tongue out of Ozzie's ass before they fly down.

Ozzie (or one of his kids) jumped the gun on the blog. It said he was happy to be a member of the Marlins organization. Since removed.

CHICAGO - The Chicago White Sox have agreed to Ozzie Guillen's request to be released from his contract, allowing the manager to pursue other opportunities.

"We certainly cannot thank Ozzie enough for all he has done during his eight seasons as manager of the Chicago White Sox, highlighted by an unforgettable 2005 World Series championship," said Jerry Reinsdorf, White Sox chairman. "I personally appreciate everything he has done for this organization, our fans and the city of Chicago. We shared the greatest moments together and wish him nothing but future success in baseball and in life."

Guillen, who led the White Sox to a 78-82 mark in 2011 and a 678-617 record during his eight seasons (2004-11) as manager, will not be in uniform with the White Sox for the remaining two games of the 2011 season.

The White Sox retain rights to compensation should Guillen accept a managerial position with another major league team in 2012.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Right now the trade appears to be Ozzie for a minor league SS Osvaldo Martinez who was a top 10 Marlins prospect. He's 23 and had limited success with the bat but looks to be the Omar Vizquel replacement for 2012. There is also talk of another prospect coming to the Sox but no names mentioned yet. Martinez struggled in a midseason call up to the team and went 3-23 with the stick. At AAA this year he hit .230.

reporter: "Would u be willing to bring some of your coaches with u?"

Ozzie: "Hell no! Theyre the ones that got me fired"

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Never heard that whistler. That sounds made up.

He's 23 and had limited success with the bat but looks to be the Omar Vizquel replacement for 2012. There is also talk of another prospect coming to the Sox but no names mentioned yet. Martinez struggled in a midseason call up to the team and went 3-23 with the stick. At AAA this year he hit .230.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Seen that reported all over the place. Thought he was kidding though.

I heard the sound byte this morning. Everybody laughed.

I'm sure Joey Cora and Coop thought it was hilarious. Coop has a great sense of humor.

Thanks for 2005.

Now go away.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Only manager among two MLB teams to win a WS in the City of Chicago in a hundred years. Somehow I'm not surprised he's getting shat on.

Martinez struggled in a midseason call up to the team and went 3-23 with the stick.

He'll fit right in.

I am very warm to the idea of Sandy Alomar Jr. being a manager with his brother being his bench coach.

Well, then nobody needs to worry about Kenny trading for them.....again....

Is Kenny gonna get Carl Everett as bench coach and Robbie Alomar as a base coach?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Gotta love how 10 Foot Midget and others at the Score are taking credit for breaking this. Jim Margalus and others at southsidesox.com had this before they did. Supposedly, those at the Score are calling for a "Screen Grab" as evidence. Until they get that, they are just going to continue to pretend they broke this. Very professional.

Gotta love how 10 Foot Midget and others at the Score are taking credit for breaking this. Jim Margalus and others at southsidesox.com had this before they did.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)