F uck all you. You longtime posters forgot all about me. And you douches who put me on your least favorite list barely know me. Well except Nas and I wouldnt expect anything less from him.

But thats ok, I hate all of you, I cant come up with a favorite list. Actually I can.

Favorties
1. Dolphin
2. Reason
3. A7X
4. Spinnin Bucket
5. Stinkfinger

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Funny, the Hawks are actually on T.V. at home and I'm on the computer. Thanks Dollar Bill but no thanks .

Any how....... My favorites are all the people I met at Joes at the MJH remote , you know who you are .

I'll spice it up and give out some kudos to a few people. I think Grid and his puppets bring the most to this board. I think Doc is the most clever guy on the board. I think Nas and WR are the most dedicated guys on CSFMB. I think Stink has the most passion about his posts. Stu is the craziest mother fucker on this board. I like the way MUS thinks and he brings it when he's right. Good Dolphin is the funniest guy there is on CSFMB. Coach Crap and MR. reason are two guys I wish I knew in my drinking days because I think us 3 together would be major trouble.

The guys people hate are the guys who crack me up so I really can't bust anyones balls but this board gives me a reason to turn on my computer at least 3 times a week .

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Favorites:

Nas (numbers, passion, & dedication)
Cranky Stu-Gotz (a pissed off Stu is a highly entertaining Stu)
Spaulding (never ceases to amaze)
Doc N. (clever...TOO clever)
Midget (he's got the most range of anyone on this board)

There are lots more here that I either get a chuckle from or learn from ( ) - too many to name individually.

I can't say honestly that anyone truly pisses me off enough here to name a least (you'll all have to try harder)...

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Favorites:

-good dolphin, because he is funny and makes a lot of (stupid) people look stupid.

-Slapshot Ed, because he is keeping the hockey flame alive...and because he sent me a book about hockey goonery.

-Tall Midget. Dude comes off like a dick, and he probably is one, but I like that. I like dicks on the internet. :collar tug:

-Stinkfinger the Crow, because he sends me angsty text messages about how much he hates when the White Sox postpone Boers & Bernstein.

-suckers playground, because he is my buddy and has the best avatar on the board.

Other posters who just've easily could have made my favorite list but did not come to mind first for whatever reason:

-Beardown
-Gridiron Assassin
-Doug from Evergreen Park
-Coast2Coast
-Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
-Mac

Least Favorites:

-Ike South

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I am partial to String Emil.

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To that charge, I must, unfortunately, plead guilty.

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You are, in fact, taller than an ewok, though? Right???

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Very, very tough to limit this to five.

Favorites: Mr. Reason, Dr. Ken, Nas, MU Scholar, Tall Midget
Almost doesn't count: Dolphin, Bucket, Fargin Bastage, Gridiron Assassin, Mac

Least Favorite: Grid's ghosts: Linda S, Beef Rockmore, Jim DeRevolting and the others too numerous to mention.

i can't say one way or the other about the guy, cause i don't know him or his posts, but for as much as everyone's ragging on jim derevolting, i think he has one of the funniest names on the board.

I miss the consistency of EG Greg. He usually kept me in line.

He was an ass.

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Yea, he kind of was. But once I got to read more of his posts and understand him, he was pretty funny and ripped on people who were asking for it.

How can you not look at yourself in the mirror with shame knowing you've ripped Nas a new asshole on a consistent basis.

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Love me a good Top 5 list. That'll bring me out of retirement.

Favs in no particular order

Mr. Reason
Slapshot Ed
Nas
Woodridge Ryan
Good, Dolphin

Alternative Favs

Mac
Coach Crapowski
Doug E.P.
MU Scholar
Frank Kostanza

I decided I needed two lists, so that's what I did.
My criteria: I like to read your posts. I'm simple like that.

is it ok to change my mind? I had Keeping Score in my bottom 5 but I have to admit he's kinda grew on me....I'm still not a fan of the blind North love, but I do find myself laughing at a few of his posts...

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Holy lord, I leave the country for a week, and a massive circle jerk ensues, and I'll be damned if I get left out. Better late than never, right?

Ever the iconoclast, I refuse to be confined by a top five (too High Fidelity-y), so here's my attempt at handjobbing some of my favorite reads.

Good dolphin and Dr. Ken are the Kings of Zing. Ugie's my longtime bro from the "real" world. Doug's always great to chat with about tunes, but too ellipsisy. Although I don't know what he's ever talking about, I find Bucket's hoops acumen staggering. Soup's my favorite 65-year-old trapped in a 25-year-old's body. Coach, Scholar, and Mustang Rob seem like they'd be great to go out and have a beer or 17 with. And I cannot forget my puck brother from another mother, Slappy.

A few other random thoughts with regard to this subject (I need to catch up)

-I always enjoyed EG Greg's posts because of the vitriol.

- SPMack, I'm refusing to answer your posts because you're bringing up an argument that was stupid two years ago, and looks even stupider in retrospect. If you've got something to actually say, rather than just to try to goad a response out of me, then I'd be happy to engage in a reasonable discussion. But, as long as the only times you are looking to get a post from me by making reference to said argument, or by (lamely) making fun of my moniker, I'll continue to throw the cold shoulder.

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http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

so how was the trip, stink?

I'll start a full seperate thread for that.




In the MJH section, naturally, where everyone has the best sense of humor.

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Hey Stink, when I put you down at the bottom 5 it was sorta tongue in cheek man. You're actually alright in my book. I just looked at me and you going back as a friendly rivalry a la Woodridge Ryan and Gridiron, or Nas and EG Greg or Constanza and Linda S. In Fact, 3 out of the 5 people in by bottom list are people that I respond to quite a bit. So I don't know what the deal is, but I'll call it a truce and we'll just move on. Good to see you back on the boards.

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Truce it is. Thanks.

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"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."

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In alphabetical order so as to avoid hurt feelings:

Top 5

A7X
Beebo
EG Greg
Good Dolphin
Mr. Reason

Bottom 5

Beef Rockmore
Gridiron Assassin
Linda S.
Mr. Belvidere
my_name_is_mud

I am shocked you can type while performing hand jobs on your boys B&B. Just cause I tend to find your posts annoying, horribly inaccurate, boring and overall just shit does not mean you dont have to like me. But since you dont feel free to f uck off.

Have a great day.

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It took a while WR but you finally get it. I did go over the top after you, but then again thats what I am known for. I'm not offering some faggy truce, but we at least have come to an understanding.

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I just wanted to point out that I did make it into someones TOP 5. Lots of good people on that list, I knew there was a reason I liked buckets.

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Don't be such a stranger Greg.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Than you m'frend!

Top 5

1. Coach Crapowski
2. EG Greg
3. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
4. Mr. Reason
5. Spinnin' Buckets

These people blow goats

1. Linda S.
2. Ike South
3. Poofer
4. Mr. Pickles
5. Keeping Score (but you DO blow less than you used to)

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But they are all 100% accurate. So fuck off.

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