Harry Seaward wrote:
But Big Fan, let me just say that I'm really excited about tonight's show Big Fan. We have a full boat, Uncle Teary, and I have a lot of fun things in store, Big Fan. For the first hour, Big fan, we're going to talk a lot, and I mean a lot, of Cubs. Big Fan, I've got some interesting tape that I think everyone is going to want to hear, and a take that many not see coming. And Big Fan, you know me, I want to keep my stuff. So we're going to talk a little bit about how best to find a doppleganger of our mother. In hour 2, Big Fan, we're going all out Bears. I've got some exclusive tape from Ironhead Heyward that I think everyone will agree has a lot of meaning with what's been going on with this team, specifically their offense, the past couple of weeks. Oh, and Big Fan, a late add to the show tonight is the tag team of Hunter Hillenmeyer and Alex Brown breaking down exactly what the Bears D is doing right and, maybe more importantly, what they're doing wrong.
Today is Thursday, so of course we're gonna be smackin' some bitches on Thursday Tough Guy Talk. It's a lot of fun, Big Fan, you best not miss it.
Add another 4 paragraphs of meaningless dribble like this is going to be the next great production in media and you got it.
LISTEN to him talk about HIS PEOPLE and think would you like a guy who basically is close to your age, has a similar job telling people that you basically work for him?