Robert Feder is reporting that Paula Faris is joing Ginger and Zoraida in leaving NBC5 Chicago.

Terry Boers imaginary sources report that they did a well being check on Larry and found a shocking scene. There was no sign of Larry but they did discover a shrine to the 3 news women and Dan Bernstein.
There were locks of womens hair, burnt corn husk dolls, a smashed Dungeons & Dragons game and what appeared to be a blow up doll wearing a shirt that said Uncle Terry.
The feeling is he left in a hurry since there was an uneaten McRib found.

Neighbors report a pantsless Larry was wandering the streets in nothing but an Alonzo Spellman jersey and mumbling something about the new NBC5 weather babe.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

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Not that Larry Holmes!

Even before the news of Paula Faris leaving NBC5 to become a hard news anchor at ABC News' "World News Now", Laurence Holmes has been on vacation all week from 670 The SCORE. I'm sure when he returns next week, he'll address his status to his nighttime listeners. I thought Laurence signed an extension with the CBS Radio-owned sports talker even before he signed a contract with NBC5 as a contributor to "Sports Sunday".

It's great news.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He did.

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"The foregone conclusion that Theo will lead the Cubs to the World Series, is reminiscent of the overconfidence when the Titanic left for NYC" via GridAssassin

You left me a message I DID NOT listen to....what was it?

That's what I thought...