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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:48 am 
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
He learned a few big words and spends his time doing his best to impress the morons amongst your internet community, and his success is more an indication of what a bunch of dumbass you are rather than what a smart man he is.

Let the record show, I've never claimed to be impressed by his intellect. His intellect is what it is.

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My name is Krazy Ivan...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Again. So witty. You are a delight.

Your acquiescence sickens me.

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Hank Scorpio is my favorite non regular Simpsons character, so for internet anonymity I use that for my user ID on things. Plus I own the Globex Corporation and am a supervillian so it kind of works both ways...


My favorite is disco stu. "Disco Stu was talking to you!".

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J.A.C.K., please do me a favor and pick on my friend Krazy Ivan.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:00 am 
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hank Scorpio is my favorite non regular Simpsons character, so for internet anonymity I use that for my user ID on things. Plus I own the Globex Corporation and am a supervillian so it kind of works both ways...


My favorite is disco stu. "Disco Stu was talking to you!".


Disco Stu is pretty good as well. I love that he was supposed to be a one shot character on the George Bush episode and he ended up being as regular as the Sea Captain, Cletus etc...

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T-Bone was my nickname in high school and kind of stuck. Some of my friends still
refer to me by that moniker. It also just happens to be part of a classic Seinfeld
episode but I had the name before that episode ever aired.

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Bryant Gumbel as your avatar made this magical.

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My name is due to my ability to stay cool under fire!

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hank Scorpio is my favorite non regular Simpsons character, so for internet anonymity I use that for my user ID on things. Plus I own the Globex Corporation and am a supervillian so it kind of works both ways...


My favorite is disco stu. "Disco Stu was talking to you!".


Disco Stu is pretty good as well. I love that he was supposed to be a one shot character on the George Bush episode and he ended up being as regular as the Sea Captain, Cletus etc...


There is one fundamental problem with using Disco Stu as the nickname for a bulletin board where one practices digital exhibitionism: Disco Stu don't advertise.

if i ever get to a "seemed like a good idea at the time" tattoo phase of my life, i will feature a "Disco Stu don't advertise" tattoo in a prominent place in my quest to be the physical embodiment of irony. no hipster.

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Kenny Rogers, Chan Ho Park, Bryan Adams and myself were once in a post punk band named Nu Kewl.


But offstage...things were falling apart


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:lol: :lol: :lol: I even had the voice going in my head to that last line and everything. Well done sir.

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so while i've clearly failed the thread by actually having a multi-paragraph story as to the origin of my name, there is one thing i have to request for this thread to provide:

how did an otherwise extraordinary man become the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND that is the SHARK?!?!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:35 pm 
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i used to live in evergreen park. my name is ricardo.

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Kenny Rogers, Chan Ho Park, Bryan Adams and myself were once in a post punk band named Nu Kewl.


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sinicalypse wrote:
so while i've clearly failed the thread by actually having a multi-paragraph story...

In other news, water seeks its own level.

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I originally intended to create a character to fuck with people on this message board but so many of you were so sincere I quickly decided to fuck with you as myself. That's why I took issue with drinky calling us "anonymous" the other night. Anyone who wanted to could easily find out my name and the names of most of the regulars who post here if he so desired. I think most of us simply prefer not to use our real names not because we are concerned about those who regularly read this forum finding out who we are, but rather because we would prefer those who know us outside this forum not to discover our work here- or lack of work elsewhere.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Kenny Rogers, Chan Ho Park, Bryan Adams and myself were once in a post punk band named Nu Kewl.


But offstage...things were falling apart

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:lol: :lol: Nice job, Ricky.

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I would say that most of us facebook or twitter "friends" anyway, so at that point the anonymity is absent.
I don't know of anyone outside of this forum that would have any interest or desire to read 20k+ posts of my ramblings.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I don't know of anyone outside of this forum that would have any interest or desire to read 20k+ posts of my ramblings.


I don't know anybody inside this forum that did either.

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I originally intended to create a character to fuck with people on this message board but so many of you were so sincere I quickly decided to fuck with you as myself. That's why I took issue with drinky calling us "anonymous" the other night. Anyone who wanted to could easily find out my name and the names of most of the regulars who post here if he so desired. I think most of us simply prefer not to use our real names not because we are concerned about those who regularly read this forum finding out who we are, but rather because we would prefer those who know us outside this forum not to discover our work here- or lack of work elsewhere.


speak for yourself, i don't use my real name (Percy Sinclair) because I'm being tracked down by bounty hunters from the future... you see, i'm really an ex-con teenager from the year 2068 who stumbled across a portal back to 1993 via a picture of dj moore's hair, so i took advantage of the wormhole created by that tear in teh fabric of time and space and surfed on sine waves back to your time, where i now kind of sit back stick out my tongue at the lot of you primitive primates. just wait til you fuckheads engage in the second great and bountiful thoughtwar, that'll seperate the men from the basketball cookies! =D

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I don't know anybody inside this forum that did either.


99% of them don't read my posts anyway....thanks for being a 1% Doc.

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I don't know anybody inside this forum that did either.


99% of them don't read my posts anyway....thanks for being a 1% Doc.


Are you one of the hippies outside my gate?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I would say that most of us facebook or twitter "friends" anyway, so at that point the anonymity is absent.


Yeah, but Telegram Sam and shakes denied my friend requests.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Are you one of the hippies outside my gate?


Sadly, no.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Yeah, but Telegram Sam and shakes denied my friend requests.

Are we facebook friends?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Are you one of the hippies outside my gate?


Sadly, no.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Yeah, but Telegram Sam and shakes denied my friend requests.

Are we facebook friends?


No.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
i see.


I'm not FB friends with anyone from the board that I know of. But I think because shakes and I exchanged e-mails during Survivor FB started suggesting him to me.

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