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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:19 pm 
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Strangely enough when you meet board members in person they are even funnier and
more normal than you could ever imagine. Kind of takes the luster away ....

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Second part I go with Jeff, because somebody called me Jeffro Bodine one time.

My real name is Andy though (IT'S ANDY!!!!!! as Terry would say)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:54 pm 
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T-Bone wrote:
Strangely enough when you meet board members in person they are even funnier and
more normal than you could ever imagine.

I'm fairly normal in person, but I admit that I'm not that funny. I'm actually kinda serious off the board, ironically.

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My new mission is to find JORR and friend request him. My life is boring, I want to see something like this in the news feed..

JORR: I went to the store today and some jackass yelled at me because I took up two spots. It's a big fucking parking lot man. Stay out of my business, ya know... we almost came to blows until I realized he used to be a drummer with one of my former bands. We ended up going out and getting totally liquored up and started keying random cars that were taking up two spots in the bar parking lot.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Strangely enough when you meet board members in person they are even funnier and
more normal than you could ever imagine.

I'm fairly normal in person, but I admit that I'm not that funny. I'm actually kinda serious off the board, ironically.

Yeah I agree, you're pretty lame.

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You're a bad guy, Ajent.

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I'm not hated by everyone I meet in real life, ironically.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:20 pm 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm not hated by everyone I meet in real life, ironically.


IMU tells the same story. No one believes him, either.

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I'm my main man.

JORR, if in fact you friend requested me and I didn't accept or reply, it's because I didn't know who you were. Under those circumstances, I usually err on the side of caution and assume everyone is Krazy Ivan. My apologies.

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My new mission is to find JORR and friend request him. My life is boring, I want to see something like this in the news feed..

JORR: I went to the store today and some jackass yelled at me because I took up two spots. It's a big fucking parking lot man. Stay out of my business, ya know... we almost came to blows until I realized he used to be a drummer with one of my former bands. We ended up going out and getting totally liquored up and started keying random cars that were taking up two spots in the bar parking lot.

Is this the beginning of a gay porn movie?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
My new mission is to find JORR and friend request him. My life is boring, I want to see something like this in the news feed..

JORR: I went to the store today and some jackass yelled at me because I took up two spots. It's a big fucking parking lot man. Stay out of my business, ya know... we almost came to blows until I realized he used to be a drummer with one of my former bands. We ended up going out and getting totally liquored up and started keying random cars that were taking up two spots in the bar parking lot.

Is this the beginning of a gay porn movie?

Do you usually know what the beginning of gay porn starts out like?

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Do you usually know what the beginning of gay porn starts out like?

Whoa! Look out! Hot jokes!

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Hank Scorpio is my favorite non regular Simpsons character, so for internet anonymity I use that for my user ID on things. Plus I own the Globex Corporation and am a supervillian so it kind of works both ways...



:lol: :lol: :lol:

My favorite non regular character is a toss up between Hank Scorpio and Frank Grimes! :lol:

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Image My favorite player growing up was Walt "No Neck " Williams and you can see the mo'fo had noneck,and the Score had a caller John Kruks missing testicle so naturally I thought this was clever...to some apparently not :D

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I'm named after an SNL character played by Christopher Walken, a southern colonel who seemed popular w/ the ladies. I am none of those things.

It is actually my 2nd screen name, as I was originally Uga4Prez, named after the mascot from Georgia. Now the site doesn't allow us to change our names anymore.


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I'm named after an SNL character played by Christopher Walken, a southern colonel who seemed popular w/ the ladies. I am none of those things.

It is actually my 2nd screen name, as I was originally Uga4Prez, named after the mascot from Georgia. Now the site doesn't allow us to change our names anymore.

I randomly saw that skit when it first aired. One of the top 2 or 3 things I've ever laughed at on live TV...

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I'm either crazy or a psychology professor. I can't remember which.

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I'm either crazy or a psychology professor. I can't remember which.


One and the same.


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Psycory wrote:
I'm either crazy or a psychology professor. I can't remember which.


One and the same.

true.

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I thought it was poisonous.

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I live in this pit and my name's Matt.


I've had some wonderful times at the country club. After that, I sped away.

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The Country Club? Ahoy polloi....

I've never played there but was there for a fundraiser.


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Drop In is part of the 1%.

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Time for "Occupy Lanny Poffo's Sausage and more".


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Lanny would enjoy having his sausage occupied.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Time for "Occupy Lanny Poffo's Sausage and more".


I'll back that event. What?

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My Guy. Wore a Zidane jersey in Disney last year and the peeps in France at epcot were asking me where I got it from.

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