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The Poster of the Day for Monday October 31st is...

ROGERS PARK BRYAN*

Congratulations sir. Remember to pick up your steak knives on your way out.

I disagree 1000%.

I created waaaaaay more heat today - THREE (3) total threads that I didn't solicit were made by others to discuss and chatter about the spanking that I gave that little putz. And I don't give a fuck what anybody says, because anyone with two eyes can see that my posting was as sharp as a fucking fresh ninja blade today. Even if you didn't consider the fucking BOUNTY I put on IMUs' head in the Survivor thread at 6:37pm, it is still a whitewash to the neutral observer. Plus, no offense to RPB, but he admittedly used my Board Party Idea, and then abandoned it midway through?

I'm going to the trophy shop to have this one etched in my bracelet anyhow. I got jobbed due to political pressure, and anyone with eyes knows it.



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:50 am 
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Slow day today. No frontrunners. Not a single one. And remember, kids:

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In the event that I cannot determine a poster of the day due to general lameness, I win by default.

Let's not let that happen, people.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:52 pm 
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You know what would be a good name for an adult-themed first person video game?

Call of Booty

Ok, now where do I pick up my plaque or whatever?

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You know what would be a good name for an adult-themed first person video game?

Call of Booty

Ok, now where do I pick up my plaque or whatever?
We'll have an award ceremony for you in a VFW hall that doesn't have electricity.

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Sinicalypse is today's frontrunner thanks to his scathing response to an unnecessary RFDC hit 'n run insult, per RFDC's m.o. I doubt anyone will top that one today, but keep trying.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:13 pm 
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Backstory:

Sinicalypse started a thread dissing David Kaplan for growing a goatee. A weird thing to be angry about to be sure, but it's his opinion nonetheless. Then along comes RFDC:

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The fact that grandpa made you shave your beard really pisses you off, huh?


Sini (rightfully) took great offense to this and responded with a very heartfelt and surprisingly easy-to-follow response:
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hey motherfucker, i'm going to break kayfabe and be real fucking blunt about something here:

i live with my grandfather because he pulled me out of a pool when i was drowning at the age of 7. i would be dead if it were not for him, got that? while i'm sure you're this close to a "i wish he had let you drown" joke and it's an easy stereotype to jump on a ~30 year old dude living with his grandfather, i want you to know that i live with him because my way of thanking him for the whole being alive thing is that i personally make sure he's never had to nor will he ever go to a nursing home. i came in here when my grandmother was on the virge of needing a nursing home and made sure she could live out her final days with dignity in the house that she spent ~45+ years making her own, and i've been sticking around to extend the same courtesy to my grandfather so he doesn't end up dying alone.

he's the best man i've ever known... and he means more to me than dumb messageboard posts can express, and your invoking him is really really pissing me off.

so yeah, go ahead and stereotype me as some sort of stereotypical loser or whatever it is that you get off to... fine. i'll kick back and keep saving up my cash for down the road, you won't believe me, and we'll go from there... but like, if you're insinuating some shit about my grandfather and perhaps making a statement about him, i just want you to know that my dislike of you will transcend the board and become a truly personal hated of you, got that shithead?

so please, for both of our sakes (mainly mine) please forget that i have a grandfather and keep his name/title/intimation out of your conversational lexicon with me and i'll keep my dislike of you strictly professional and on the board. be civil, because if you haven't noticed this is a very touchy subject with me. the dude's 95 years old and i'd take a proverbial bullet for him today and trade the rest of my life for him, even if it meant he only lived three more weeks. i owe him that much because he's already given me a life that quite honestly i shouldn't have.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:16 pm 
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My vote is for panther.

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There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

Your mother wears astronaut boots.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:22 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

immessedup17 wrote:
But seriously, I think people should be leaning towards not talking about personal things...its a lesson that seems to be learned by one or two individuals a week.

Unfortunately, there are some posters who exist here almost solely to take shots at others.

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So Sini can troll the board however he pleases but RFDC cant say anything to him? He didnt call his grandfather a MFer or tell him to go to hell, he made a simple jest that on the surface doesnt even look mean spirited. If you divulge some info on the board expect it to be brought back up, if he insulted the family member that is one thing but this was tame by board standards...

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Free Ajent wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

Your mother wears astronaut boots.


hey motherfucker, i'm going to break kayfabe and be real fucking blunt about something here:

I love you...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

Your mother wears astronaut boots.


hey motherfucker, i'm going to break kayfabe and be real fucking blunt about something here:

I love you...

:lol:

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He didnt call his grandfather a MFer or tell him to go to hell, he made a simple jest that on the surface doesnt even look mean spirited.

It was clearly mean-spirited. It wasn't meant to be funny or clever. It was a direct insult, plain and simple.

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If you divulge some info on the board expect it to be brought back up

That has never made it right. That's why there are several people here whom if I saw them in person I would knock the shit out of without hesitation. It's not cool to be a dick to people, I don't care who you are.

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Free Ajent wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

Your mother wears astronaut boots.

Your father wears his sneakers in the pool.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
There seems to be an influx of personal "jokes"/insults involving family memebers around here lately.

I could do without it...

Your mother wears astronaut boots.


hey motherfucker, i'm going to break kayfabe and be real fucking blunt about something here:

I love you...

We need to talk...

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That's why there are several people here whom if I saw them in person I would knock the shit out of without hesitation.

Did I see you in person?
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I dont see how RFDC was a dick to him. He made a simple reference to Sini's facial hair. He didnt insult his family member at all, he took at shot a sini for living with a relative. Sini fired back with a manifesto that was, IMO, over the top.

He didnt say anything about his family member, for fuck's sake there is a mult of RNM and Hoffy's daughter running around the board. Elmhurst Steve constatntly brings up that thing about Frank, he had it in his sig for while. All of that shit to me seems mean and hurtful and being a dick for the sake of it.

I'm not saying that those things are right I am just saying in the grand scheme of things Sini way overreacted to RFDC.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I dont see how RFDC was a dick to him. He made a simple reference to Sini's facial hair. He didnt insult his family member at all, he took at shot a sini for living with a relative. Sini fired back with a manifesto that was, IMO, over the top.

What I take exception to is the fact that while RFDC may not have insulted Sini's grandfather directly, he did use Sini's grandfather as a prop to set up his lame joke. He did it specifically to antagonize. I think he could've easily taken another angle.

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I'm more insulted by the fact that RFDC isn't very funny. It seems to be his "thing" and it really bothers me...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I dont see how RFDC was a dick to him. He made a simple reference to Sini's facial hair. He didnt insult his family member at all, he took at shot a sini for living with a relative. Sini fired back with a manifesto that was, IMO, over the top.

What I take exception to is the fact that while RFDC may not have insulted Sini's grandfather directly, he did use Sini's grandfather as a prop to set up his lame joke. He did it specifically to antagonize. I think he could've easily taken another angle.

I see what you are saying Kid and I agree. Now does that get me poster of the day or should I start the PM campaign. :D

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Now does that get me poster of the day or should I start the PM campaign. :D

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Now does that get me poster of the day or should I start the PM campaign. :D

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Cash money, homey.

Can I borrow $50?

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:evil: Don't ever correct me again. You'll be sorry.

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