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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:29 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Guess whose birthday I'm ignoring next month.

Jesus?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:31 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Guess whose birthday I'm ignoring next month.

Jesus?


:shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:32 pm 
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stoneroses86 wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Guess whose birthday I'm ignoring next month.

Jesus?

:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:35 pm 
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
I like how Cairo encourages people fighting unless they are fighting with him.

It is cute.

I don't encourage fighting. Fighters gon fight regardless. I just ask that the fight be spirited and entertaining.

I'm glad you think I'm cute J.A.C.K.

So, um...what are you doing Saturday night?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:36 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:38 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I don't encourage fighting. Fighters gon fight regardless. I just ask that the fight be spirited and entertaining.

I'm glad you think I'm cute J.A.C.K.

So, um...what are you doing Saturday night?

Nonsense. You encourage fighting. Let us not kid ourselves. (wacka wacka).

Since I have never laid eyes on you, I can only find your actions cute. However, that can change depending on how you look in uncomfortable pink.

Perhaps you could transfer it under my kilt.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Guess whose birthday I'm ignoring next month.

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Did I fucking win this thing yet?

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Did I fucking win this thing yet?


You're the early leader.

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Did I fucking win this thing yet?


You're the early leader.

Ok, whose in charge of voting? Because if it's OKC, he can keep it, fuck that shit!

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Its Shirtless Driver AKA Mr Pink


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Its Shirtless Driver AKA Mr Pink

Oh.

Well fuck that mother fucker too, fucking weird Caller Bob!

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Free Ajent wrote:
Ok, whose in charge of voting? Because if it's OKC, he can keep it, fuck that shit!

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Joe: With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...
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Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a burrito, alright?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Ok, whose in charge of voting? Because if it's OKC, he can keep it, fuck that shit!

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Joe: With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...
[pointing to each respective member]
Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a burrito, alright?


Motherfucker looks like the Thing...

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Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?

Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.

Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.

Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK.

Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?

Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?

Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.

Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.

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[This is where the post of a fake Eaglo Jeff quoting "Pulp Fiction" would go.]

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[This is where the post of a fake Eaglo Jeff quoting "Jackie Brown" would go.]

Fixed

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:12 am 
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BTW...DAMN, she's fine!

Light-skinded gurls are back in style, I guess.

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When were we out of style???

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When were we out of style???

:lol:

I think it was around 2002, back when Gabrielle Union blew up.

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Oh,now you trying to use my gifs against me?

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back when Gabrielle Union blew up.

Why are you so against her?

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Nah, but for real Ajent...look at her! WHO IS SHE? And how can a brotha be down?

J.R. was messing with her because he either already hit that, or he was about to hit after the game.

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back when Gabrielle Union blew up.

Why are you so against her?

She's aaight. I prefer Sanaa Lathan.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
MxdCookie wrote:
When were we out of style???

:lol:

I think it was around 2002, back when Gabrielle Union blew up.



Here are the only black women to appear on FHM's 100 sexiest women list for 2002. None of them go past medium-skinned.

Aaliyah
Alicia Keys
Janet Jackson
Tyra Banks
Beyonce
Halle Berry (#3)


I think we were in style then too...

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:27 am 
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MxdCookie wrote:
Here are the only black women to appear on FHM's 100 sexiest women list for 2002. None of them go past medium-skinned.

Aaliyah
Alicia Keys
Janet Jackson
Tyra Banks
Beyonce
Halle Berry (#3)

I think we were in style then too...

Hmmm...J-Jack was still making lists in '02? She hasn't been sexy since '98, in my opinion.

And shut up before I dip you in blackface.

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