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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:50 pm

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back babe, slide a piece of the porter, drink side run the java

ill have the steak, please

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:52 pm

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Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

UH...

Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 pm

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My favorite post today....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 pm

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Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota...Mota...Mota...

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:55 pm

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Quote:

Shiiiiit.

[/quote]

" GOLLY "

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:56 pm

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we'd like you to have this flower on behalf of the church of religious consciousness, would you care to make a donation?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Psycory

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:59 pm

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The first time I watched that movie, the two scenes that made me laugh the hardest were:
When the nun was singing for the heart patient girl and kept knocking the IV out
and
when the shit literally hit the fan.

I was ten.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:00 pm

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:00 pm

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Lookie here. I could sure dig chompin on some grease mongin and drag it through the garden.

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:10 pm

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Please assume the crash postion..Now put your head between your legs..No , your own legs father.

Give me Ham on 5 and hold the Mayo.

Love when Robert Stack in driving down the road and hits the guy on the bike and the guy fly's over the car and you see the guy in the backround filp him off an yell , ASSHOLE !

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:18 pm

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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:18 pm

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Has there been a top five funniest films list done in the Movie section yet?

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:21 pm

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My fav:

"We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

or

"Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous before"

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:38 pm

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Joey...do you like movies about gladiators?

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:58 pm

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Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

Translation:

Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.

Yes, he is wrong for doing that.

I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.

Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

How true!

Golly!

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Fargin Bastage

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:09 pm

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and this gem from another Leslie Nielsen flick:

"Nice Beaver"
"Thanks! And I just had it stuffed"

Police Academy maybe?

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buryman

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:11 pm

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Not Police Academy, but he said that line as Frank Drebin in Naked Gun.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:12 pm

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Naked Gun

edit: sorry. posted at the same time.

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buryman

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:14 pm

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Sorry to steal your thunder Ivan. I had Frank Drebin before I actually had the movie name, but then it popped in the noggin.

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:19 pm

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Quote:

Fargin Bastage wrote:

and this gem from another Leslie Nielsen flick:

"Nice Beaver"
"Thanks! And I just had it stuffed"

Police Academy maybe?

"The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad".

Police Academy had nothing to do with Leslie Nielson nor did it have anything to do with gems.

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NotInTheBiz

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:27 pm

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Do you have anything light to read?

Here you go, and she is handed Greatest Jewish Sports Heroes

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:33 pm

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Cream?

No, I like it black. Like my men.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:41 pm

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jeez...

manniversary to airplane?
go away for a few hours and all hell breaks lose.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:44 pm

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Sorry, that was me that derailed this one. I thought I'd do it before you started typing about music or guns. :wink:

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:45 pm

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touche!

(you forgot the ex)

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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spmack

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:16 pm

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Sorry, that was me that derailed this one. I thought I'd do it before you started typing about music or guns. :wink:

She got all of that one!

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:41 pm

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Parody song eh?
i'm too busy to write one.

I don't need a foursome. just a onesome, for my lonesome.

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@audioidkid

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:43 pm

Whatever happened with this? Anything?

I got lost amidst the Airplane quotes.

Is Mac still offering BigFan and 7 honchos the Henry Hill kitchen entrance ala Goodfellas?

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