I appreciate Dan's honesty about his peeing accident at an Alabama tail gate.
Once again, angry Dan rears his ugly head, calling out a woman upset about what he left in her seat. I wonder if she also works for Comcast?

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I don't think he was mad that she was upset, but that she would not let it go and wanted him to walk her to get a new chair. He gave her money to get a new one and that was not good enough for her.

Crazy stuff tho, but it was in Bama

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

How does that happen?

Old age?

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Too much blue diamond?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Mustard belt straining his groin?

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Allergic reaction to wearing a copper pot on his head?

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Just being a douche in general?

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Apparently there weren't enough hillbillys pissing themselves in Alabama so they had to import one from northwest Indiana.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yes. Can someone give details? Was he super drunk or what?

Nope said he was not drunk. Said he got in a portapotty line about 7 deep and just could not hold it long enough, so he went running off into the bushes and had a mishap with his zipper and BVD slit.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Yeah, who the fuck actually uses the slit in their underwear? If he had just pulled those bad boys down he wouldn't have had the problem.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

ok so he's runnning into the woods...where does the woman's chair come in?

He sat in it afterward while wearing his urine-soaked pants.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How does one have to pee that freaking bad, at a tailgate, without being drunk?

Did the morning coffee just sneak up on him outta nowhere?

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Perhaps his extensive training regimen for the Iron Man has caused permanent nerve damage due to the hours on the bike?

Im very much afraid its one of those Men of a certain age type afflictions.

becoming a middle aged man does not look pleasant.

They don't call him Danny Woo Woo for nothing.

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So he pissed in them so much it left enough to soak thru his pants and onto the chair?

Sounds like booze to me.

How are you not aware of that?

Something here doesnt add up. Either he was completely shitfaced or a detail is missing.

Yikes. I hope this is not our future. That'd be enough to never, ever leave the house.

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He never said he wasn't hammered. I assumed he had to be.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

RFDC said he did.

Yeah he did say he wasn't drunk. Meatpants asked him if he was earlier in the show and he said he wasn't.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Did Oak Park Vandy get any residual wetness on his lap?

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BTW, no way this deserves a thread but Oak Park Vandy and Johnny Fontaine are a disgusting level of annoying on the Twitter. Always tweeting at hosts like theyre one of the SCORE guys. Which would be fine if any of it was interesting.

Just awful

Okay, I didn't catch that. It must have been black coffee and red-eye gravy.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'll have to check out JohnnyFontaine (who?) - but I did notice that about Vandy. There are some other "lesser knowns" that do the same thing - they try and interact with every thing every host puts out. They get one successful response and it just continues the cycle.......

But I'll take that over the Twitter carpet-bombers: those that put out about 4 dozen tweets in an hours time.

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The worst are the guys that re-tweet every nice thing anyone says about them. The biggest offenders are boxers, rappers, Richard Roeper, and Oney Guillen.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I was at first a little disturbed as I misheard that Danny had pissed all over his DVDs. I subsequently heard Spiegs say they were his BVBs (boxer briefs, I take it?).

Thought maybe that he had had enough of The Fugitive.

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