A Single Hanley
A stupid comment. A reference to something that has nothing to do with the subject that makes you roll your eyes. Actually it could have been a decent joke in hands other than Hanley's

You are considering turning off the radio at this point, but it wasnt bad enough....yet.





2 Hanleys= Wow that was bad. I mean bad for sports radio even. If someone in your office made this joke, you would avoid them at future work gatherings. You'd tell some people with a functioning sense of humor about it and laugh at how Hanley this poor fool is.





3 Hanleys= The vendetta comment. A stupid ridiculouosly strained comparison to an owner/manager/player in Chicago that Hanley doesnt like. Not only is it not funny and a straight Hanleyism...now you're wondering if he has intent on hurting these people as the way he brings them up would inicate.

Now you are wondering why you listen to sports radio in the first place. What a strange medium. How did you even get into this habit?





4 Hanleys
This is a Knockout punch. Youre sitting there eating your breakfast or getting ready for work and Hanley drops one so bad you cut yourself shaving and/or spill your coffee.

Hanley has now affected your life. You are done with sports radio. You are considering being done with radio in general.




A complete and utter Hanleyism. Unfunny, not clever, the easiest possible joke that a 10 yr old would find "beneath him" Its a combination of all the worst things about Hanley. Bad reference, weird vendetta, poor timing, and god awful delivery.

Richard Pryor lights himself on fire inside his grave when Hanley tells a 5 Hanley joke.


You throw your radio out....the window.

You are so disgusted with media in general, you are considering an amish lifestyle....and it doesnt seem that bad.

bigfan likes the show. This thread is likely to be pruned.

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I'm going to need real HANLEY JOKES and/or PUNS listed underneath each level to really grasp the scale.

I actually thought of doing that, but the research alone would literally kill me.


Over the next weeks people will post Hanleyisms they will be graded and you'll have your examples.

You already have a few in the other thread, GET TO WORK!

Damn, I have reason to listen to the show again. Beyond the usual reason of it simply existing.

Spark, this is good. Damn good.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

See Hanley has spurned comedy just by his existence

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

In Rozner (seacrest) Monday column,he stated: "Cutler improvises more than John Belushi after smoking crack"...Yeah,that was clever!

Mully & Hanley=vanilla. I'm not crazy about them but I don't hate them

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Come on KS, you been around here long enough to know how this works. It does not matter as much what is posted, but who posted it.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

NO!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I'll pass, you might try to rape me.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Whose the lucky guy?

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

RPB gets poster of the week.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He's certainly on the short list for POTY. Shouldn't the ballots be coming out soon?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

All this back slapping amongst the CSFMB makes me want to puke.
Poster of the day,month,year...C'MON! You sure Danny Mac isn't running things on here?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You guys will probably catch up to Hanley's humor when you're a few years older and a little more sophisticated. One can always dismiss things one doesn't get as unfunny when you first hear them, but it might just be the fact that you don't get it.

i give this thread 2 and a half northy's and 3 hanley's.

Firstly, Id like to point out the irony in KS proving something takes no creativity....by copying it.


Secondly, the POTD has gone to many different people. Some who OKC doesnt like. I mean Spanky won. Kid has told me he thinks Spanky is the worst person in the world on several occasions.

If you dont win, its not Kid's fault, its yours.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

North's genius and Larry's genius are pretty similar.

They both try 100 things, 1 is ok and they drive it into the ground like they invented beer!

(Yeah, I was watching how Beer saved the world last night)

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Dat's ezackly right! Sort of like Dana Carvey era SNL.

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Don't take it personally.

I bet he kills it in nursing homes.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Don't take it personally.

Rack em

Zeph has been a little different lately. I thnk he's kidding.


If not...

Can I get a ruling on the following exchange regarding Nuggets players who can't get out of their Chinese contracts -

Hanley: Well, I heard Yao Ming opened a winery out there so they could just drink a lot of wine.

Mully: I'm sure there will be a lot of "wining".

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You know me like that.

3 Hanleys.

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Yeah. I'd go with 3 or 3 1/2. That doesn't even make any sense, which is an improvement for him...

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