NOTE: If you go see this movie, whether you are dragged to it or not, I will murder you. I will murder your girlfriend, your boo, your wife, whatever they are. I don't give a shit. You are scum of the earth and I will find you. I will make sure the death is extremely painful, too. If it has to be the iron maiden, so be it. If you prefer the stocks, that's fine too. Maybe I'll let you choose the method of torture...but it will happen. Not waterboarding though, I don't really want to get into the aquatic stuff. But the pear may be an option.

Now you may think, but W_Z, isn't it punishment enough sitting through that roller coaster ride of trite oneliners, bad Ashton Kucher, and vomit inducing sugary love moments?

The answer is NO. NO, NO, NO. It's never enough...you tell your fucking better half (although that term shouldn't really be used for anyone who would want to see this drivel) that this is NOT happening. It's the only way to save yourself. And if you actually want to see this movie...you are so going to get yours, so so bad.

Hallelujah. Holy shit.

Anytime a movie has that many "big names" in it, you know it's gonna suck ass.
My wife has a very threshold for shitty movies, and even she saw the trailer and wanted to puke.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Ditto for Jack and Jill.

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My wife saw the preview for this and said "Who in their right mind would see this?"

I love her.

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Is this the same movie as Valentine's Day?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Does Valentine's day have like 37 a-listers all trying to have the perfect day?
that's what I think of about new years eve.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

I have no idea when this comes out, but I predict (and I say it like I mean it) there will be a w_z patented review within 3 days of release

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i wouldn't be alive to write it because i would've killed myself already.

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I think you all will be able to get a review from Bud Dude. His love for Bon Jovi contractually obligates him to see this.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I don't think there are any fighting robots in this one, though.

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W_Z + Nick Digilio = Match

W_Z,I agree with you but after 29 years of marriage,I'm still trying to please my wife. (Besides Bon Jovi sing in it! )






(JK about Bon Jovi !...?...!)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Not to nit pick Zack but is there some good Ashton Kutcher I missed somewhere?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

i liked him as kelso.

out of

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+1

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I look at this as hollywood throwing a boquet to american. They have collected some of the most unlikalbe fucks in hollywood in one movie, thus taking up their time from individually putting out crap.

I can't even figure out what this is about, but I will never see it.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'd like to take the girl to see this...when's the next poker game, Chris?

Next poker game? We just had one this past weekend.

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How is Hugh Grant not in this movie?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

He probably makes a cameo, a la Stan Lee in all the Marvel Comic movies.

Is it still murder worthy if I wait until it comes to Red Box?

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"The foregone conclusion that Theo will lead the Cubs to the World Series, is reminiscent of the overconfidence when the Titanic left for NYC" via GridAssassin

You left me a message I DID NOT listen to....what was it?

should be forgotten about by that point.

Based on the trailers, JORR, it sure looks like it. I think it comes out December 9th, and I bet it'll get ripped just like "Valentine's Day".

Besides Northwestern's own Garry Marshall directing, these are the notable names that appear in this movie:

Katherine Heigl
Halle Berry
Jessica Biel
Alyssa Milano
Sofia Vergara
Josh Duhamel
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lea Michele (The girl from "Glee")
Michelle Pfeiffer
Zac Efron
Ashton Kutcher
Robert DeNiro

Robert DeNiro is now officially dead to me.

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Yeah no kidding, how do you let yourself get lumped into a movie with that group?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami