Anyone who is a fan of hip hop or ghost or both should read this site

Hilarious

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/


Here's a sample of his work



Ayo the top 10 softest niggas in the game!


Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghostface nahmean. P-Tone is now officially in the buildin once again. Lock ya women up n all that. Ayo the god was lampin on his thrones n shit when it occurred to a nigga that there a lot a high profile ass soft niggas in the game thats basically floatin under niggas radars n shit. N bein that a nigga aint condone those types a actions too much the god been doin his part to expose these niggas n things of those natures nahmean. Word. Imma find these niggas n Imma bring them out they little closets n pull they masks off for yalls. So Imma address this shit one time for yalls.





10. Kid Cudi

Ayo Cudi aka Kid Cuddli at the bottom of the list right here. Ayo no offense cos the god actually dont hate this nigga or nothin...but the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son. It aint even like the nigga wack tho. He jus soft. The nigga do be evenin his shit out from time to time tho...so he get that coveted #10 spot for that shit namsayin. The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin. Even tho that shit probably aint leave a mark on that nigga. That shit mussa took the nigga some heart at least nahmean.






9. Big Sean

Ayo n then we got this nigga Big Sean namsayin. Ayo once again it aint like the god feel like he need to smack this nigga or nothin but the nigga whole aura jus moist son. The nigga look like a victim n shit. This niggas more Sean than Big if yall hear what a nigga sayin here. Word to Puff son. Ayo the nigga be spittin ey now n then n he gotta a couple gems n shit but that super duper shit was played the fuck out 5 minutes after this nigga birthed it g. Ayo thanks for that shit nigga.






8. Mickey Factz

Ayo this nigga Mickey at the bottom half of the list too cos the nigga actually got a couple hard joints n shit (pause). But the nigga also got a lotta wack techno nigga joints n shit that the god be disapprovin namsayin. N also for the fact that the nigga was weepin in a corner while Rae n his niggas was runnin up on Joey Buddens when that shit popped off at Rock The Bells n shit. Ayo the nigga should be ashamed of hisself son. But he aint the worst or nothin like that.





7. Asher Roth

Ayo this snow nigga Asher gets points for stayin true to his own crackerjack self n shit. But he still a marshmallow ass muthafucka. Ayo its like this nigga made out of baby powder namsayin. This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son. If you aint under the age of 22 n dont have no vagina you basically aint got no excuses to be listenin to this dudes music. Bumpin this niggas shit in the whip wit ya windows down is broad repellant my nig. Even if a broad might like this dudes music they still aint gon find that shit attractive fam. Broads also like nylons n thongs n shit but they aint wanna see niggas rockin those nahmean. This dudes music is like thongs son....you might appreciate that shit when a broad rockin em but you dont wanna put the shit on yaself b.






6. Charles Hamilton

Ayo this nigga played hisself tryin to battle niggas in they barber shops n for pretendin he was feelin Dillas ghost inside hisself n shit. The niggas takin mad fuckin Ls left right n center son but...ya know how they be sayin a picture speaks a thousand words n shit....






5. Wale

Ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.







4. Wiz Khalifa

Ayo 1...this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean. The nigga got yall fooled tho so I aint gon step on the nigga toes too much n shit but if you got male genitalia n shit n you listen to this nigga music you a vic nahmean. This nigga done flashed his wand on you. Or you mighta caught a contact off that fairy dust the niggas smokin.








3. Drake

Ayo what more you gon say bout this nigga?







2. Wheelchair Jimmy

The nigga makes lambs look dangerous.






1. Drake

Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness nigga took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this nigga. But I wish the nigga success n long as he stay out a nigga way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the nigga stop droppin vagina bombs on niggas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
Aight peace.

Watch the Throne review

Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Titanium Beard Brother #1 namsayin. I think by now most a yall been heard the Watch The Throne joint...so it might be the right time for the god to share his thoughts on that shit nahmean. Before I start I wanna say that I respect these dudes crazy son. Ye been doin some sus shit here n there but that nigga still a genius when it comes down to it yo. N Jay is probably jus the best that ever did it son. Real talk...I think the nigga is who all these other rappers wish they could be whether they wanna admit it or not yo. Its jus a fact now son. Aight Imma get into this shit now.













1. No Church in the Wild (ft. Frank Ocean) - Thought the beat was kinda average at first to be honest wit yall. But the shit been growin on me. The fact that Jay brought back one of his most boring flows...the same one he used on Pray off American Gangster...didnt help nothin tho. Yeezy drops his least EMPHASIZED bars in a minute n gets the green light from Jiggaman to bring autotune back. I dont kno what hour in the day this shit was recorded but it sounds like some 5 AM shit. In the end tho... both them niggas got the job done n start shit off on the rite foot nahmean. The victim of Breezy's high pitched goon squad attack did his thing too.



2. Lift Off (ft. Beyonce) - I almost aint wanna even comment on this shit son.... I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. This shit sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some shit b. This shit is like Shia LeBeouf in song form yo. Lissenin to this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies. How many meadows did Kanye cartwheel across before he decided to make this beat? Seriously yo.... Jus how many lily pads did the nigga skip across the pond on before he got inspired to make some shit like this? Definitely one a the worst songs Jay ever been involved in...thats includin those lame joints off Vol 3 wit Amil n Mariah or the worst songs off Kingdom Come....EVEN the Timbo joints off Blueprint 3. Like this joint is SOFT son. Guess thats why Jay only spit like 5 n a half bars on it. Its like the song Yung Berg would play before he goes n commits his latest string of L's. Shit is jus terrible son...especially since it took like 6 niggas to produce this muthafucka.




3. Niggas in Paris - If you can ignore the homoerotic title the shit actually aint bad son. I prefer it once the beat changes up tho. It starts off soundin like some shit them Young Money niggas mighta left behind in the studio one day. Like I swear I can hear Gudda Gudda gettin his mediocre on in the background for the first 2:43 minutes. But then shit gets dramatic n its all good yo. it aint really the monster track niggas made that shit out to be tho.







4. Otis (ft. Otis Redding) - First off they need to not be actin like Otis Redding is a "featured" artist on this shit. Since when do niggas sample a dude n then call that shit a feature. Son aint even been alive for like 40 years b. Otis Redding is my dude tho...so dont get that shit twisted son. That bein said...this shit still goes nahmean. Folks been divided on this joint for a minute...but that aint stop the dozen hasbeen ass niggas who hopped on this shit from strugglin the fuck out on it (Im lookin at you DMX).







5. Gotta Have It - This shit probably the least Neptunes soundin beat the Neptunes ever produced yo. Not sayin thats a bad thing tho. Im glad they aint bring no bongos or space sounds to this shit g. Niggas is jus tradin bars on some back n forth shit n basically talkin bout the usual shit they do. Kinda jus a filler joint nahmean. It probably wont be the next single or nothin...but its still a ill joint namsayin. This shit also got The Godfather of Soul's voice all over it...but they aint put "featuring James Brown" on the tracklist for some reason. Guess they missed that one.





6. New Day - "Me n the RZA connect"....thats a nice little quasi-hook rite ther namsayin. Sorry yo...this aint the 36 Chambers RZA...but it aint the "fuckin ridicalish" aint had a meal in a hot minute soundin RZA neither yo. It basically dont sound like a RZA joint at all son. He aint bring out the pointy ass rings n get on his BONG BONG shit or nothin but the god did his thing namsayin. Shit has Kanyes fingerprints all over it still tho.







7. Thats My Bitch - I aint the biggest fan a this shit rite here yo. It aint horrible or nothin but I remember when this shit was unleashed at the end a last year n it still aint grow on me like that. Its got all that retro hip hop shit happenin on it but I aint feelin the end results like that. Not sayin its wack....but I be skippin this joint usually.






8. Welcome To The Jungle - If Jay gon insist on usin this niggas bullshit ass beats still...the least he can do is make sure that Swizzy dont go near the booth yo. Ayo Snoop Budden...nobody gon need to hear you gettin ya "One hand in the air if you dont really care" on durin the hooks to no joints ever ever ever again son. Jus go back to contaminatin whats left of Alicia Keys n stop cashin in those favors niggas owe you to get on these high profile joints you malnourished ass lookin muthafucka. Son been urinatin wackness on these songs for years now b.... so can we jus acknowledge that the nigga got no business actin like he kno how to put together a hook now n stop lettin this whippet lookin muthafucka get near a mic?




9. Who Gon Stop Me - Now THIS shit is a problem yo. When it started the god was like ok cool....you kno...I was enjoyin it....the bassline was soundin like a lion growlin n shit. There wasa ill mood to it. Im diggin the joint namsayin....but then it starts really transformin into a monster after a couple minutes....n its like yo...we got a serious contender for best song on the album now. By the middle it sounds like niggas is drivin Lamborghinis around in the studio n drums is hittin like automatic weapons. I love this track son.







10. Murder to Excellence - Another ill joint. Not a lot I can say bout it tho son. If you heard it you kno its jus a solid track namsayin. Like a lotta these songs its got a change up in the beat halfway through. If I had to guess Id say its probably Wyclef's favorite song on the album tho.






11. Made In America (ft. Frank Ocean) - First of all son....Lionel Richie called from 1986 n said he wants his song back yo. Word. Sade jus holla'd on twitter to say this shit is soft as fuck namsayin. I think Elton John wants to conceive babies to this joint b. Drake said he gon soak in his lotion pool to this shit rite here for like a week son. I think Wiz Khagina is scissorin wit Amber Rose to this shit rite now as we speak yo. I heard this shit gon be used for the next Gwyneth Paltrow movie too. I dont kno how the same nigga that did Who Gon Stop Me had anything to do wit this shit but apparently he did nahmean. This shit sounds like two niggas hang glidin over the ocean together at sunset holdin hands son. I think this is bout to be on Yung Berg's yoga playlist. I cant fuck wit this shit at all b. This shit is like audio lesbian comin out my speakers son.





12. Why I Love You (ft. Mr Hudson) - Its almost like they knew they couldnt end the album on that Made In America shit. Contrary to the title n the fact that it says "featuring Mr Hudson" on this muthafucka....this shit goes hard yo. Mr Hudson does his thing too son. I fucks wit this joint forreal forreal. Might even be my favorite tomorrow.











Bonus tracks:


13. Illest Motherfucker Alive - Ok now...when you call a song "Illest Motherfucker Alive" you really gotta live up to that shit son. This shit kinda almost lives up to the name of the song...but it aint that special yo. But Im not mad at it. Actually if Made in America n Lift Off made the album I dont kno why this shit is jus a bonus track namsayin. I think Breezy's cousins are singin at the end a the song tho.




14 H.A.M. - This joint is still ass. Id rather listen to a whole Tyga mixtape son.





15. Primetime - This shit cool namsayin. Aint like my favorite song on earth or nothin....but No I.D. aint go n "Timbaland" these niggas wit no bullshit ass beat at least. Son always comes through wit sumthin decent or better. This shit better than decent tho nahmean.






16. The Joy (ft. Curtis Mayfield) - This shit shoulda been a official track on the album b. I dont care how old it is now...I still love this joint. I guess they aint wanna give they fans all this old shit...which is cool namsayin. But...AGAIN yo... if Lift Off gon be on the album anyway...you might as well jus swap that wit some old shit that AINT softer than Game's emotions b. N they put Thats My Bitch on the album anyway so maybe there aint no real excuse for makin this shit a bonus joint. But why these niggas got "featuring Curtis Mayfield" on this shit? I think Jay n Ye better cut that shit out before it becomes a trend for these lame muthafuckas to start havin "featuring (insert dead artist here)" on they joints too b.




Word yo. The album might got some filler n a couple joints thats jus beyond wack...but its still a pretty tight project son. Niggas produced the shit outta this muthafucka b. This aint jus some shit where dudes looped up a beat n banged out some drums on top n called that shit a finished product namsayin. Nah yo...niggas put some work in to get this shit done par. Tone appreciates that type a artistry tho nahmean. But it aint like its all fancy tricks n aint no real magic happenin under all the bullshit smoke n mirrors n shit namsayin. Niggas straight went HAM on summa thses tracks son...but not on the HAM joint tho. Another thing I appreciate is that niggas tried sumthin original n new. Plus they aint flood this shit wit guest appearances from they artist rosters n turn it into the Firm album. Hate it or love it...its probably gon be like that rare joint where niggas memorize all the lyrics to it after a week either way. Anyways I give this shit a solid 4 Zeus slaps namsayin.
Aight peace.

What?

Right.

This is a pretty specific shout out. If youre not a fan of hip hop or know how Ghost sounds it wont be funny.

there are a handful here who will appreciate it.

It's especially hilarious if you read in Ghostface's voice. It's like an extended version of the "Biters" skit off Only Built 4 Cuban Linx.

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See thats what im sayin.

Especially the Otis paragraph

yeah the Otis part was the funniest thing

they're not the only ones who do that though....a bunch of times its pissed me off when i see a rapper (someone who is alive) featured on a track thinking there's an actual verse when it's just a sample or they're just repeating 3 words for a chorus

DJ Hi-Tek has a track that lists Busta Rhymes as a featured artist. Imagine my surprise to find out Busta left Hi-Tek a voicemail about hip hop...

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Whoever he is he HATES Drake





Big Ghostfase — not to be confused with the Wu-Tang Clan MC, Ghostface Killa, as certain rappers have incorrectly assumed — is not a rapper. Rather, he’s one of the best internet celebrities since Gary Busey’s fake Twitter page popped up.

Taking to his blog to make all of the snarky comments we all want to say (but never mention) about those that are disgracing hip hop culture and rap music, Big Ghostfase is about as subtle as Rihanna’s forehead. Having been forced to change sites and refer to differentiate himself from the Wu-Tang’s MC was not enough to make Big Ghostfase refrain from slaying rappers, actors who play a paraplegic teenager or Clear Channel’s favorite female MC/fembot, as he does on a basis more regular than a fiber-dieting man. Here are 10 of our favorite quotes that give you insight into the pure, uncensored comedy that is Big Ghostfase.

Or, in other words: Ayo, I’m about to hit you wit some of da best quotes from the man P-Tone over at BigGhostfacenahmean.blogspot.com. This one of the best sites to be gettin a laugh at nahmean.




10. “This niggas moms n pops basically got Rick Rolled when the doctor said ‘Its a boy!’”
-About Drake

9. “The shit look like it gon give you a pound n shake ya hand namsayin. It be lookin like a bear wit its eyes closed n shit. The shit look like a candy bar that got left in a car wit the windows up on a hot day n shit. … The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean.”
-About Lil Kim’s Beaver Shot

8. “That shit was wack as fuck ma. But it was all good nahmean. But yo word is bond if other broads start rockin this Bride of Frankenstein meets the Jetsons look Imma hold you accountable for that shit ma.”
-On Nicki Minaj

7. “Ayo I aint got nothin against Wayne like that but his crew is some garbage niggas namsayin. That aint a dynasty or nothin nahmean. Thats a crew wit like 10 Memphis Bleeks namsayin. When Jae Millz is one of the more talented members in ya crew you jus losin nahmean.”
-On Lil Wayne and Young Money

6. “We aint grown up wit the crayola boxes wit the sharpeners n shit. Niggas aint had privileges n shit. Niggas was eatin razors n drinkin yoo-hoos.”


5. “You show up wit a bunch a thirsty lookin FUBU niggas lookin like they jus swam across the ocean to escape from they island n shit then you might as well be rockin a eye patch n a rat skin suit g. … But you gotta make sure you aint bring no Julio Iglesias type nigga either nahmean. You dont want no nigga wit a better batting average than yaself playin on ya team g.”
-On picking up women in the club

4. “So you might wait til you see her goin to the bathroom n shit right. N then you time ya shit out for like when you think she gon be comin out nahmean. This part is mad important n shit too b. Cos if she come out in 30 seconds that means she done took a leak n she aint wash her hands namsayin. Thats a unhygienic broad right there son n you dont want none of that. You aint got time to be delousin a dirty broad pa. On the other hand if she in there for 10 or 15 minutes that mean she done went n dropped a load son. N you aint gon want no type a bitch that go to a club n takes a shit like that g.”
-On picking up women in the club

3. “How you gon have a song called G’ed Up son? What the G stand for son? Gummi wormed? Glamored? Where we gon draw the line my nigga? You jus gave Bruno Mars n Chris Brown the green light to call theyselves Gs now too son. We gon have to deal wit Katy Perry callin herself a G thanks to you son. … Somebody need to send you back to Middle Earth or wherever you came from son cos you aint fittin in wit humans nigga. You look like one the aliens from Men In Black son. Namsayin. You look like a stretched out Lil Wayne b.”
-On Wiz Khalifa

2. “Ayo its like this nigga made out of baby powder namsayin. This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son. If you aint under the age of 22 n dont have no vagina you basically aint got no excuses to be listenin to this dudes music.“
-On Asher Roth

1. “But if somebody asked me ayo Tone you think this nigga ever caught snowflakes on his tongue before? I would say yeah. Absolutely yo. If somebody asked me ayo Tone you think that if we was watchin figure skatin wit that nigga Aubrey that he could tell niggas the difference between a triple toe loop n a triple lutz? Again yo I gotta say no doubt pa. That aint the types a shit that the average nigga be knowin but I think that son can definitely tell the difference g. If somebody asked ayo Toney you think this nigga ever nursed a insect or small rodent back to health? Word is bond yo I gotta say hell yeah g. Probably jus yesterday even.”
-On Drake

herbert kornfeld.

Sinicalypse really let himself go...

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That was awesome.

And Jbi11s, there's a difference between making a long meandering post that goes nowhere and has no real point, and kicking knowledge. The Ghost impersonater was kicking KNOWLEDGE. And everything he said was on point, especially about the backseat/frontseat analogy.

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There is def knowledge within these diatribes. Strictly for us hip hop heads... Shit got repetitive tho imo... Going to the well w/ the 'nahmean' 'namsayin' bullshit and n-bomb after n-bomb is annoying... As a fellow connesiuer(?) of comedy do you agree? If dude scaled back his contrived illiteracy maybe 20% I think id enjoy it more...

To each is own...

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I can see where you're coming from. But the key is to read it in Ghost's voice. And I can totally see him saying all of that stuff.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

There are a lot of fake internet celebrities who don't put the time into it like this guy... I give him and rpb credit for that...

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Like Kid said though, its a Ghost impersonation. That is how he would say it.

Ok hold on... Are we talking 94ish Ghost who is a focused somewhat mellow toned rhyming member of the Wu? Or are we talking fishscale and beyond where this dude is whining all over the track w/ nonsensical yay raps? If its the latter then you guys are onto something, and I will reread at least one of those posts in this fashion... Out loud to myself...

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To answer the question. I think the whole idea is basically based off Shark N****s (biters) skit.


I disagree about him being mellow toned in the begginning. He stuck out from the begginning with his voice and energy.

What verses from early Wu would you consider mellow toned Ghost?

More than a few on ironman...

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I don't think Ghost was very mellow on Ironman. Raek? Yes. Especially on Motherless Child and Daytona 500. But not Ghost. He wasn't even mellow on All That I Got Is You...and that was a syrupy song.

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Yeah a little bit. On Fish and a couple other songs.

I think he's pretty well rounded actually.

Take How he is on Iron Maiden, Fish, and All that I got is you Three very different tones.


Kid Rae's solo song on Ironman is mellow as fuck too

Ya know rpb, even tho we dont agree on child rape humor or how bad the rza fucked up wu tang I think you're a good dude. We'd prolly have some great hip hop convos....

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Yeah After 1997 the Wu original vision was complete and shit went a little haywire.

Notice though the guys who claimed to have been ripped

1) Came back to the group and Rza
2) Were the less talented ones (Ugod, Cappadonna, Deck)


I think Wu Tang was a clever idea for getting a bunch or rappers on and nothing more.

Some took off with it : Meth, Ghost, Rae

Some had nowhere to go after wu: Cappa, U god, Deck (to a point)

Great point... I think odb's death was a turning point for some... Maybe I will check that new wu...

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U-God has a verse on of the songs on Blu's new album and it's terrible

and actually, the album itself is bit a disappointment to me being a big Blu fan

You guys and your U-God hatred.

Hey, the Golden Arms Redemption album wasn't terrible. C'mon now.

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Didn't even know Blu had another album out.

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yeah...it's called No York....lot of electronic type beats...it's hard to get into

and oh, you guys are aware of this right?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/no ... sfeed=true

Blu also raps over the same Madlib beat as the Black Star song...he apparently has a secret album that was entirely produced by Madlib....i need to hear that bad

I think I need to lower my expectations so I'm not totally devestated if the album is just average. I've been waiting a long time for this...

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