Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:11 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

and at the end of the day, you joined this board to fill the void in your life of having no friends...and you have made no friends.

I didn't lose all my friends until I joined this board.

Ugueth Will Shiv You · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:11 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

rpb going for POTD once again!!

Ehh...

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:13 pm

Why don't you just go drink your beer, fuck your wife, and be nize.

Telegram Sam · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:14 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Can you guys please take this outside of the Telegram Sam and Krazy Ivan are Awesome thread?

This thread would be more accurate for that topic: http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=64969

I will tear your peg leg off, fashion it into a pool cue, and then beat you with it in the manner in which one beats someone with a pool cue.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Q.Bovifs wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I thought you and TM were cool. Why are ya'll arguing?

First of all, you dont know what you think you know.

Secondly, it doesnt matter. The cat is reading this. If its not him, it doesnt matter. Its all still true.

I love reading all the stories here about Rogers Park Bryan's real life friends. This individual must have a truly fulfilling life outside the board. :roll:

Why would I write about a bunch of people you dont know?

Im not gonna write some story about a made up guy named One shot john and getting my ass kicked by some Evans Scholars...that would be silly.

If you would like to know what its like to have real life friends though, I dont mind filling you in. What would you like to know?

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:17 pm

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I thought you and TM were cool. Why are ya'll arguing?

WTF?

Sorry to disappoint you, but I have not been included in Panther's "circle of trust."

Oh, and Panther: Your current gimmick sucks. Get a new one.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Whoever is using the account is clearly bothered by my awesomeness here.

I guess its the username that I own completely

Should I make him leave again?

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:20 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

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If you would like to know what its like to have real life friends though, I dont mind filling you in. What would you like to know?

During a tickle fight, have any of them ever taken liberties by trying to touch you down there?

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:21 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I thought you and TM were cool. Why are ya'll arguing?

WTF?

Sorry to disappoint you, but I have not been included in Panther's "circle of trust."

Oh, and Panther: Your current gimmick sucks. Get a new one.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

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If you would like to know what its like to have real life friends though, I dont mind filling you in. What would you like to know?

During a tickle fight, have any of them ever taken liberties by trying to touch you down there?

Is it really taking a liberty when they are your close friends?

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

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If you would like to know what its like to have real life friends though, I dont mind filling you in. What would you like to know?

During a tickle fight, have any of them ever taken liberties by trying to touch you down there?

Qbo logged off.
TM on
Then both on
Then both post at the same minute.

The "Its not me I swear" method

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:23 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

The "Its not me I swear" method

Thank you for believing...

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

The "Its not me I swear" method

Thank you for believing...

Im not sure who is logging in.

But we can be sure of one thing....the ownership deed to that account and its members reads "rogers park bryan's property"

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:26 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

The "Its not me I swear" method

Thank you for believing...

Im not sure who is logging in.

But we can be sure of one thing....the ownership deed to that account and its members reads "rogers park bryan's property"

So if someone else named Bryan from Rogers Park was to make a claim on said account you would be in a mess of trouble.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:27 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

The "Its not me I swear" method

Thank you for believing...

Im not sure who is logging in.

But we can be sure of one thing....the ownership deed to that account and its members reads "rogers park bryan's property"

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:29 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Be nice, R-PaBBz. Christmas is coming, and if u're good, you just might get a stuffed stocking from Big Daddy 'Thruh.

:santa:

Bring back Dave.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Tall Midget wrote:

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

In this forum? Absolutely.

Tomato threads: Perhaps not.

Ok this has run its course for me.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:30 pm

The overuse of the smiley faces and the over the top 'Thro Speak (as I like to call it) is a clear indication of his fakeness. He'll probably try to tone it down now, but it's too late. The board knows what's up...

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:33 pm

Number of friends should be the first competition of the Pathertathalon.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:33 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

In this forum? Absolutely.

Tomato threads: Perhaps not.

Ok this has run its course for me.

If you want to engage with me, don't be shy, fella. I'll be happy to oblige.

FavreFan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:42 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

In this forum? Absolutely.

Tomato threads: Perhaps not.

Ok this has run its course for me.

If you want to engage with me, don't be shy, fella. I'll be happy to oblige.

Ugueth Will Shiv You · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:44 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

In this forum? Absolutely.

Tomato threads: Perhaps not.

Ok this has run its course for me.

If you want to engage with me, don't be shy, fella. I'll be happy to oblige.

Rod · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:49 pm

THE CHOZEN FIVE LIVE!!!!!!!!

:cheers:

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57244

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:58 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

THE CHOZEN FIVE LIVE!!!!!!!!

:cheers:

Jiggs is one of the chosen five?

"Hmmmmm.....gotta password........gotta hit the right numbers.......mmmmm......fingers too big to hit the keys......need a typist........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Let's look at this issue from another perspective: If you think I'm Panther, do you really believe you could own me? I mean, come on....

In this forum? Absolutely.

Tomato threads: Perhaps not.

Ok this has run its course for me.

If you want to engage with me, don't be shy, fella. I'll be happy to oblige.

Engage you in what?

You showed up to say you are not Panther. Thats fine.

What do you want to discuss?

You needn't look to find me Midge

Im right here

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Q.Bovifs wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Thank You WWN for appreciating me.

The rest of you can go to hell...

and Cairo thinks him not getting love is a board meme

So, you're saying that this entire thread was a fishing-for-compliments experiment? :scratch:

Who knows? Maybe if you beg enough, you'll win Poster Of The Day again!

This /\ is spot-on. Top-level observation here by one of us. Let's not obscure the real point of this thread (see above): RPB massaging himself for everyone to see, and eagerly hoping that someone would co-sign said rubdown and jump in with some hot oil for a romp!!! :safe:

Seldom right and wrong again

Jbills and Fragment's idea. I just gave it a forum

Jbi11s wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Telegram Sam. Top 5 funniest on the board.

let's hear'em

ImO...
1. KI... Even tho the Mash thing is not his normal swag, I can forgive one bad joke out of a thousand.
2. FA... You are the funniest misogynist on the board, best gif bomber, and KI's lone rival.
3. Telegram Sam... Dry wit expert. Noob who has the chops to make it in this game.
4. KS... That old man wit. No offense, Im sure T.Swift goes for the older guys.
5. Tie... OkC... Respects the comedic art form. Doesn't always post jokes, but he can spar w/ KI any day.
... Tall Midget... Very dry, but very observant and well said jabs @ the dummies on the board. The only cat on here who intellectually I will not challenge.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:15 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Engage you in what?

You showed up to say you are not Panther. Thats fine.

What do you want to discuss?

You needn't look to find me Midge

Im right here

I was responding to your claim that you believe you can "own" me.

Let's test your hypothesis, shall we?

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:16 pm

If I'm not mistaken, Midget was RPB's first feud here.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Tall Midget wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Engage you in what?

You showed up to say you are not Panther. Thats fine.

What do you want to discuss?

You needn't look to find me Midge

Im right here

I was responding to your claim that you believe you can "own" me.

Let's test your hypothesis, shall we?

Yes, I know. But these things happen naturally. Thats what makes them good.

Are you proposing a scheduled board pissing match?

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