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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:46 pm

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that's a very funny statement when you apply the avatar saying it aloud.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:47 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

My advice would be to err on the side of "he's joking" rather than he's attempting to define your worth as a person.

I err on the other side because I think of you as more "mean" than fun. Your tone is usually to prove wrong or make inferior.

Missed the I love Lucy comment. :lol:

I'll see what the Mr says about that.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:48 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.

For women maybe. When did you turn into a wuss?

Spartans soldiers used to give their inferiors a good buggering under the assumption it brought them closer when they had to fight for each other

Are you saying that you gave OKC a good buggering at Bull and Bear? :shock:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:48 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hey, I yam what I yam...

I know but you have to recognize it yourself so that you don't take offense where none is intended.

Duly noted...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:58 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:00 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:01 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Man, you're the best.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:01 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I err on the other side because I think of you as more "mean" than fun. Your tone is usually to prove wrong or make inferior.

I view my tone more as condescending and high and mighty. I'll work harder to convey that in the future in responses to you.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:02 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I err on the other side because I think of you as more "mean" than fun. Your tone is usually to prove wrong or make inferior.

I view my tone more as condescending and high and mighty. I'll work harder to convey that in the future in responses to you.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:04 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

My advice would be to err on the side of "he's joking" rather than he's attempting to define your worth as a person.*

*-this advice is not applicable if your username is "Ugueth Will Shiv You"

Man...

BRick's love for me runs deep.

But he's still a motherfucker.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:05 pm

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Rick is a warrior, like Conan. A warrior has to fight. That's what they do.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:06 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Rick is a warrior, like Conan. A warrior has to fight. That's what they do.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:07 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

He does look like Andrew Mc Carthy. I pictured spaulding with a more rough and tumble type...the kind of guy that would have to finish a lot of fights she starts.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:08 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

In truth, spaulding is one of the nicest people I have met from the board. Got drunk on her dime once, too.

So that basically means she took me on a date.

bitch sat there and ate a big hamburger in front of me and was the first to raise her hand when I was buying drinks

She actually paid for W_Z, too.

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24_Guy

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:08 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

MJF really gave it his all on that fall. That's one serious-ass fall right there. Head, neck, and back smack into the couch full force. Bravo.

And the Mr. Keaton actor gets props for his serious aggro reaction too. I think he played-off MJF's realistic fall, and actually got pissed at Tom Hanks.

They don't make TV like that anymore.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:09 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Rick is a warrior, like Conan. A warrior has to fight. That's what they do.

Training for his fight with Spaulding...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:10 pm

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24_Guy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Are you too good to have a glass of maraschino cherries with your Uncle Ned?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:11 pm

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24_Guy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

MJF really gave it his all on that fall. That's one serious-ass fall right there. Head, neck, and back smack into the couch full force. Bravo.

Yeah? Who's laughing now?

Rough-housing really shook things up, didn't it?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:12 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Rough-housing really shook things up, didn't it?

Yeah. Guess what the horse-play did...

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:13 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Rough-housing really shook things up, didn't it?

Yeah. Guess what the horse-play did...

I've got a website for that. PM me.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:14 pm

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24_Guy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

In my office we are currently discussing the tough spot Mr Keaton was in.

Here is this PBS working, non violent believing hippie and someone just backhanded his son across the room...but its his wife's brother and Alex's hero...

I think you have to regulate Ned there. Fuck peace. Thats my son, son!

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Drop In

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:16 pm

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Anything to avoid donation talk.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:17 pm

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I pictured Mr. Spaulding looks more in line with

Pimp hands at the ready.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:18 pm

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[quote="Q.Bovifs]It's the uniqueness of a girl + sex on the internet.[/quote] as if it's all I do and it's all my "fault". Sometimes you go along to get along, not that he would understand that. When I say that stuff and when it's said to me it's just funnies, doesn't mean anything. I think you guys get that, especially those of you that have met me. He seems pissy about that and since it's his opinion it's a fact.[/quote]
Spaulding's "Lookoverhere, hornydudez, I'm the hot internet tramp!"-type schtick just hasn't been the same since "BlackCastle".

It's just arid blather, unworthy of even the slightest of jeans-tugs.[/quote]

I gave you props on flirty lush. Don't push it.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:22 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Rough-housing really shook things up, didn't it?

Yeah. Guess what the horse-play did...

I've got a website for that. PM me.

I'm guessing NSJ does, too.

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24_Guy

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:25 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

24_Guy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Regulating Ned is definitely the answer, but, it wouldn't hurt of any of those three would have made an effort to tend to Alex, who is lying there in a lifeless heap with at the very least a concussion, or worse, a broken neck.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:25 pm

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Does the regular know?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 Funniest CSFMB posters

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:26 pm

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24_Guy wrote:

If Nick were there, he would have made Ned into his next Sculpture.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

24_Guy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Yeah, if an adult lays hands on my son I'm going off. I dont care who it is...

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:27 pm

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I'm just amazed that Alex was slapped so hard his head turned the opposite direction than it would if he were just slapped normaly. Ned got that crazy strength...

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