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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:25 pm 
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Quoting Call Me Ed:

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I urinated next to Steve Dahl at O'Hare back in the 80s, before they put the dividers between the urinals.


This raises the important question: what famous people have you peed next to?

I'll go first:

Col. Bruce Hampton (Okay, at best quasi-famous, but he rocks...)

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Da Coach at O'Hare in the American Airlines terminal


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Bears current long snapper Patrick Mannelly at a bar in Bourbonnais last summer. Also, same night, same bar Ruben Brown threw a parmesan chesse shaker across the bar into the wall after he noticed it was empty. He still ate the whole pizza by himself without the cheese.

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Dave Mustane of Megadeath at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, AZ. He needed a booster stool to reach the urinal.

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Jim Hendry at Wrigley Field. I was fortunate enough to be in suite.


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True story, Peed next to Norm Van Leer. And he has shitty aim.

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Going outside the sports world: in the mid 90s I was working at CLTV in Oak Brook & I shared a mens room with Mike Pinder - 99% of you are saying "Who?" - but Steve Silverman is saying "O My God, it's Mike Pinder of The Moody Blues!"
Also, blind C&W singer Ronnie Milsap - so he had a guy with him to tell him where to aim; I stayed away from the urinals that time & used a stall.


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True story, Peed next to Norm Van Leer. And he has shitty aim.


But how was his pissy aim?

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Did a sneak a peek? Sure, wouldn't you?

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just saw this thread...

true story...I was at the Giants/Ravens Superbowl game in Tampa. I was wating for my turn to go into a stall, the door opens up and just as I am about to go in, some other guy comes up & holds open the door and tries to shuffle The Hulkster (Hulk Hogan) into MY stall. I said "no way", "my turn"...I am all of 5'10" 180lbs....so I go in, do my business, and come out and Hulkster is waiting & gives me a Knuckle Punch and says "What's up Brother"

can't make this shit up!


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He touched your unwashed hand after you dropped a deuce?


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Wow.. the odds of a thread with this title not mentioning Larry Craig had to be at leasst 50-1.

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He touched your unwashed hand after you dropped a deuce?


He did. nasty huh? It was just a knuckle punch though. The Hulkster trying to steal my "shitter" !!!


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Chris Farley at Gibsons!!!!!!

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"Who did they make these stalls for Billy Bardee!"

As 13 gallions of sweat came down from his forehead

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I was at the Northbrook Court movie theater in 97 or 98 and who do I nearly bump into after I finished my "88 ounces of soda" piss?

You guessed it, Tommy Waddle.

He was shorter than I would expect an ex-NFL wide receiver to be.

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mine's a urinal story: Grand Victoria Casino mens room, Saturday September 29, tall bearded white guy with English accent asking how late the boat's open, found out later it was Alan Parsons - and no - I did not look at his Project.


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nostradamus wrote:
mine's a urinal story: Grand Victoria Casino mens room, Saturday September 29, tall bearded white guy with English accent asking how late the boat's open, found out later it was Alan Parsons - and no - I did not look at his Project.


This thread needs to be retired immediately, while it's on top.

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Larry Bird at a bar in Indy by the arena (the bar that's between 2 bail bond places). Large hands - wait, I better explain: the 12 oz. bottle of beer he was holding looked like a 7 ouncer.

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"Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love" Micck Foley at my college at EIU. He was speaking in the same building that night and just arrived apparently. He respected the 1 stall gap rule, for that I commend him. We did not shake hands.

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What was the topic of the speech?


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UrlachersOranjKleats wrote:
"Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love" Micck Foley at my college at EIU. He was speaking in the same building that night and just arrived apparently. He respected the 1 stall gap rule, for that I commend him. We did not shake hands.

I'm EIU too!
(well, 7 years ago.)
Carmen Hall 215
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9th st Hall (now international hall)

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