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 Post subject: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:42 pm 
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$2.9 M about 3 blocks from the park.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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over a mile from Bernsteins!

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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over a mile from Bernsteins!


Should someone call the police?

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:47 pm 
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Light red brick, but inside this house is WHITE! I mean all bright white! Kitchen, all white! Master Bath all white.

Been through it, nice house on a 1.5 lots in the city, but too white. Not being racist either.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:48 pm 
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.....and walking distance from YOU!


Kinda, but he is technically North of Wrigley and I am South. Maybe 150 yards south, but still south.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Whenever someone says they're not being racist it usually means they are. It's a shame BF hates white people.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Light red brick, but inside this house is WHITE! I mean all bright white! Kitchen, all white! Master Bath all white.

Been through it, nice house on a 1.5 lots in the city, but too white. Not being racist either.



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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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I rest my case and the kitchen is the same.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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bigfan wrote:
I rest my case and the kitchen is the same.


That's bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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2.9 mil for a guy making 5 mil?

That house looks to be worth about 400,000.
But as the saying goes: location,location

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:06 pm 
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spmack wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Light red brick, but inside this house is WHITE! I mean all bright white! Kitchen, all white! Master Bath all white.

Been through it, nice house on a 1.5 lots in the city, but too white. Not being racist either.



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Who do you think painted it?

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Are you stalking Theo Epstein biggie?

I mean I don't care if you are, I'm just asking.


Real estate broker friends and I know the house pretty well as I walked through with a client who was looking to see finishes in kitchens, LR's etc.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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2.9 mil for a guy making 5 mil?

That house looks to be worth about 400,000.
But as the saying goes: location,location


He makes $3M and the house is 7,000+ SF, so based on your appraisal thats a house at 57 SF, which is about the cost of building a trailer home.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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I rest my case and the kitchen is the same.

What the fuck kind of tub is that?

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:13 pm 
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Thats about a $6,000 tub with a $2000 tub filler.

Sorry you are poor.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:15 pm 
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Thats about a $6,000 tub with a $2000 tub filler.

Sorry you are poor.

That's about $5,999 too much

Who bathes in that, midgets?

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Nobody, rich people put them in to show off in the pictures. Nobody uses them

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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You have a huge walkin steam shower as well. Seperate from the photo opp!

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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jimmypasta wrote:
2.9 mil for a guy making 5 mil?

That house looks to be worth about 400,000.
But as the saying goes: location,location



i agree..that house does not look anything like a 2.9 million dollar house in a very down market..even in a a great location..he got raped on that deal.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:25 pm 
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Is there a background story to your dislike of Mr. 312?

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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jimmypasta wrote:
2.9 mil for a guy making 5 mil?

That house looks to be worth about 400,000.
But as the saying goes: location,location



i agree..that house does not look anything like a 2.9 million dollar house in a very down market..even in a a great location..he got raped on that deal.



I'm getting raped reading your posts. Consider stopping.




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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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a house that sells for 2.9 right now...was selling got 4 million 4 years ago...that is not even remotely close to a 4 million dollar home in that neighborhood.

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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I don't now,everywhere I look,houses are priced way below market value. 2.9M sounds crazy. For half that,Theo and his wife could move in with me. I'd be more than happy to drive him to work.



I take showers and I have a jacuzzi that nobody uses in one of my bathrooms.

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The tub part continues to disturb me.

Anywho, none of you take baths do you?

Only with women


I told her run a bubble bath
And float in that motherfucker like a hovercraft
And soak in that motherfucker 'til I call you back
I mean, who says shit like that, and doesn't laugh?

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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Keeping Score wrote:
The tub part continues to disturb me.


It actually looks like a floor-mounted urinal. Maybe that will be the Men's room.


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http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ ... 8968.story

Says he paid 3.25 mill. It was listed for 2.9.

"The higher sale price likely either came from upgrades to the home or a bidding war. Although bidding wars are rare in today's housing market, it's noteworthy that Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Sharp also had tried to buy the house. Public records show that Sharp signed a contract to buy the house on Sept. 15, and then canceled the contract on Oct. 21, just five days before Epstein closed on it.

Features in the house, which sits on an extra-wide, 37-foot lot, include five full baths, two half baths, four fireplaces, a hand-carved limestone facade, an eat-in kitchen, a master suite with a foyer and two large dressing rooms, as well as a four-car attached garage."


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 Post subject: Re: Theos New House
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Those two half baths is overkill.

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