I liked Mclean Stevenson. Harry Morgans character talked gibberish. I could never follow what the hell he was saying. Then Hot Lips turned into "Loose Lips" and I stopped watching.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Col. Sherman T. Potter: With you in a minute, Flagg. Nice suit. Your clown outfit in the cleaners?

Colonel Flagg: Don't try to be funny with me, Colonel. I've trained myself not to laugh or smile.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: Really?

Colonel Flagg: I watched 100 hours of The Three Stooges. Every time I felt like smiling, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: That ought to do it.

Colonel Flagg: Let's can the small talk. Fill me in on the Houlihan case.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: Well, she's been missing since last night. We've looked everywhere.

Colonel Flagg: Everywhere? There's no such thing as everywhere.



Col. Sherman T. Potter: Why are you dressed like an Italian usher?

Colonel Flagg: Can you keep a secret?

Col. Sherman T. Potter: I'd like to think so.

Colonel Flagg: I'm disguised as Ling Chow. A Chinese double agent.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: Funny, you don't look Chinese.

Colonel Flagg: Neither would Ling Chow if he was dressed like this. You follow?

Col. Sherman T. Potter: As far as I'd like to.

Colonel Flagg: Then I'm off.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: I couldn't have said it better myself.





Col. Sherman T. Potter: Making yourself at home, Flagg?

Colonel Flagg: I have no home. I'm the wind.

Hawkeye: I told you he was the wind. You said he was the stars.

B.J.: No, I said he was the moon.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: Colonel Wind, would you mind blowing your butt off my chair, so I can sit down?

Colonel Flagg: Very well, Colonel. Time for me to get up anyway. I only sit two minutes a day.

Hawkeye: It's bad to put pressure on your brain.

on it!