Yeah no kidding, how do you let yourself get lumped into a movie with that group?

NOTE: If you go see this movie, whether you are dragged to it or not, I will murder you. .

NOTE: If you go see this movie, whether you are dragged to it or not, I will murder you. I will murder your girlfriend, your boo, your wife, whatever they are. I don't give a shit. You are scum of the earth and I will find you. I will make sure the death is extremely painful, too. If it has to be the iron maiden, so be it. If you prefer the stocks, that's fine too. Maybe I'll let you choose the method of torture...but it will happen. Not waterboarding though, I don't really want to get into the aquatic stuff. But the pear may be an option.

Now you may think, but W_Z, isn't it punishment enough sitting through that roller coaster ride of trite oneliners, bad Ashton Kucher, and vomit inducing sugary love moments?

The answer is NO. NO, NO, NO. It's never enough...you tell your fucking better half (although that term shouldn't really be used for anyone who would want to see this drivel) that this is NOT happening. It's the only way to save yourself. And if you actually want to see this movie...you are so going to get yours, so so bad.