Lists like this are normally skewed pretty heavily towards those with higher post counts.

Take it as a compliment that I think you could do better.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Did you watch the show?

Yeah he was probably on his way to success but he was a total bitch in a lot of different ways.

No one wants to be like that.

Added:
Hank Scorpio to "Arrow Pointing Up"
Curious Hair to "Arrow Pointing Up"
Drop In to "Arrow Pointing Up"
Urlacher's Missing Neck to "Arrow Pointing Up"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Kid got a list....hopefully I'm not on it.

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Ironically, Cairo probably grew up harder and more street than most here.

My knee is fine. Best shape of my life.

If I can just sign a FA wide-receiver, I'll be good.

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You know me like that.

Remember, if you don't care, none of it matters. Get back to the mindset that this is all a goof.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

SomeGuy grew up on Wood St. in Chicago Heights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When SomeGuy was age 1-5

I couldn't find a smarmy laugh smiley so I guess this one will have to do

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I was also braving the mean streets of Park Forest at Indiana School back in the day. You never knew if that sip of chocolate milk during hot lunch would be your last.

Goff knows what I speak of.

Added:
NSJ to "Past Their Prime"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Took you long enough.

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Quantity over quality. Got it.

That avatar is hilarious, TQ.

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You know me like that.

I have neither

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I figured I was "still being evaluated".

Nope.

"Redshirted"

Doesn't matter to some. People see a cheap joke and they take it. It's cool though. I know who my real friends here are.

Here's my last word on the issue: It's a goddamn shame that when you're black, well-read, articulate, and educated people feel the need to put the "sellout" tag on you. I find it insulting and I always have. I really don't care about the spirit in which the joke was intended, I will never just accept something like that in stride.

I'm proud to have grown up in the ghettos that I did, and I'm proud that growing up I faced odds and dealt with situations that probably 85% of this board didn't have to deal with. Why? Because it's made me appreciate the things I have now. And I'm also proud of the fact that I've spent my entire adult life working my ass off to make sure my son doesn't have to grow up the way I did. So, if that makes me a "Carlton" then so be it. I'd personally choose my life over the pampered, sheltered life that many here have had.

Like I said, I know who my friends are. The rest of you fakes will be treated as you deserve.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

That's a very honest answer.

Every so often, Abe Vigoda breaks thru the cobwebs and dementia and says something really smart.

Consider yourself valuated.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I see that you're critical of others for laughing at "cheap" jokes directed towards you but you have zero problem coming off like a naive jerk at the expense of others. Nice.

I don't do that actually, but thanks for your unwelcome input just the same.

And if I've ever come across that way personally to you, it's because you've MORE than invited it several times over, buddy.

But seeing as how you have nothing to do with any of this, I think it would be more appropriate if you...you know, minded your own business.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Oh really, junior?

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When you're trying to piss someone off you never let facts get in the way of you getting under their skin.

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Now hold on one second, NSJ. Cairo doesn't typically do that sort of stuff around these parts.

I like you, NS. You're usually pretty quick-witted and can be funny at times. Sure, you've got a few rough edges... but hell, you couldn't be any worse than chaspoppcap, and that guy lets his woman stick her fingers in his butthole. But we still keep him around. Usually in the back. By the dumpsters.

Cairo might be overly-sensitive at times, but he doesn't come around and attempt to be a jerk. If anything, he's one of the few members who actually tries to get along.

And yet you did not care for it. Made declarations and everything. So....of course....you should maybe know better?

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This is my signature...

No Ugie, NSJ is just doing what he does well. He's doing a good job of not letting facts get in the way of what he's trying to accomplish (whatever that is). He's done this several times over the years so not only am I accustomed to it, I fully expected him to make a post like that when I saw him lurking.

It's funny though. NSJ is another guy who likes to fancy himself a clever, tough-guy antagonist. Tell me J, how many times have I gone apeshit on you, only to have you apologize through PM? I'm losing count.

Dipshit two-faced motherfucker.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I feel like I made posts when the opportunity came. Of course, everybody's going to bring up the negatives, which is fine. But for the most part I made enough posts and I'll be happy to sign. But if not, I'll continue on elsewhere.

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Thanks, Doc. The original was one of the most surreal (yet not unexpected, given the context) things I had ever seen and thought it lent itself well to parody.