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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:43 pm 
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oh i didn't mean the talking i just meant the goingson in general. there's not much that's very credible, even in the logic of the medicine being made or the change of heart the main prick has (all it took was telling him an old man with dimentia was cured, with no proof of that?).

yes, we agree; the movie IS totally soulless and with this kind of material, it just begs for something more than an ape vs. humans arcade game affair.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:02 am 
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So I'm watching this morning, and it occurs to me.

They totally miscast Ceasar. Instead of Gollum in a CGI suit, they should have cast Travis The Score Chimp. As an added bonus, he probably would have bitten James Franco's face off.

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that's what i'm talking about. carnage!!! this movie needed carnage. not the spiderman carnage.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:47 pm 
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Saw it last night, thought it was pretty good. I assume a sequal is coming since this one really didn't deliver the "rise of the apes" as promised in the title. It looks like a virus from that wonder drug is going to wipe out most of the humans which will level the playing field in the eventual war vs the primates which is a cool way of theorizing how the apes are able to beat teh vastly superior numbers of humans.

I also liked the reference to the spaceship from the original movie, that was pretty cool.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:27 pm 
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In the last one, they made Helena Bonham Carter into a fuckable ape. That's about all that stood out to me.


Rumor has it that his fiancée at the time (Lisa Marie) walked in on Tim Burton fucking Helena Bonham Carter while she was in her ape outfit. She did look kinda hot as an ape.

But his fiancée? http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/B ... 053413.jpg


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