..how long til he starts trotting in news babes as "guest lecturers"?

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Harlem Nights Players Comedy Group,Elmwood Park
http://community.webtv.net/HarlemNights ... RLEMNIGHTS

Haterology 100?

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

I think it will be more entertaining when he uses drinky/Goff as a case study of how their degree will assist them in their chosen field.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Laurence...

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This is my signature...

Cheryl Scott has always wanted to date an adjunct professor

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

At DePaul? Not Columbia? Okay.

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Go to Cheryl's facebook page, it seems she has always wanted to date a man from Halsted and Belmont.

No it appears she has always wanted to date someone who hangs on Belmont and Halsted, per her FB pics today.

I think we should keep all the young women talking Larrenho's class in our prayers. And not just the hot ones. All of them. He's really really desperate.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

I want to take this class and see if even my shittiest essays come back with red-penned notes about how "really, really, really great" they were.

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Of course they would. But the second you graduated, he'd be giving lectures about the time someone was late for class and six students had to hold him back from dropping him. He's not gonna name names, of course, but let's just say the guy in question is a big DFW fan. He knows who he is. He's prolly listening right now. It's all good though.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I am going to audit this class and hand in a thread from this site in response to a writing assignment.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

in that case, "Larry - congrats on all your new gigs and make sure not to bone any of your students or stab them."

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Please die in a fire.

If there is at least one female student in his class, it will be non-stop name drop and Uncle Ricoing.

I predict that by the 3rd class all the women will be creeped out and drop the class, Larry will be left with a sausage fest and his plan to hit on naive co-eds will go down the crapper.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

Since I teach at DePaul, and in the same area, I'll keep an eye out for any Holmes exploits...

Make sure there's a third person in the elevator with you so he can't stab you. (I'm presuming you are white.)

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LOHO has morphed into the African American version of Tom Shaer. NBC 5 , radio, teacher, full of himself,not liked but thinks he is.

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"lET ME , Worry about Luca Brasi"

Please provide the class description when it comes out.

HOW TO BECOME A FULL TIME PART TIME SPORTS TALK RADIO HOST.

This course will delve into the world of sports talk radio and explain everything you shouldn't do in order to get a full time job as a host. We will talk about side jobs, sniffing players jocks and creating a bio of athletic accomplishment that makes you seem more qualified to talk sports.

-Females are encouraged to take this class as drinks after class might be provided.
-Female guests will be a large part of the class
-Field Trips!
-Potential for violence at any given moment by Professor.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

HAHAHAHA

In addition to the $15/class he'll get, he'll probably also get to work out at the DePaul gym.

I GUARANTEE YOU that he will hit the gym right before every class so that he can workout for a half-hour and get a shower, so that the first thing he can talk about when he gets into class is how hard a workout he just had - in meticulously specific details.

He'll also probably mention how much weight he's lost and will get into his catcher stance at least twice during the semester.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

Plus, can you imagine if he sees a male student flirting with a female student he likes? Every time that kid opens his mouth in class, Professor Holmes will sarcastically put down every one of that kids opinions and probably make fun of how he looks.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.