I don't need to hear the words "hoodie footie" again for a long time.

I actually laughted at the recent Most Interesting Man In the World commercial- "His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder every year.." , but didn't they screw up the TurDuckEn one- a duck in a chicken in a turkey back into then original duck? I thought the chicken was in the duck then in the turkey. Damn, where's John Madden when you need him?

That Nissan (I think it's Nissan...) commercial with the guy playing Feliz Navidad on the guitar with the little girl singing...
That dude is playing the guitar upside down. And I think the capo is on backward. and it drive me nuts.

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i believe larry the cable guy is doing a commercial...? something about hamburgers being burnt...i tried not to listen, as i wanted to preserve my ears.

Japanese car company makes spanish commercial in the US. Brilliant.

They did that because the survey told them there are many Latin speaking people in Chicago.

They did that because the survey told them the USA will be known as "Northern Mexico" in 2012.

It's a border, war, down here.

Paul McCartney used to play the bass upside down w/ The Beatles, because he is left handed and he used a right handed bass. Maybe this guy is in the same predicament?

Was it strung upside down? Usually, they'll play the istrument upside down but the bass strings are still on the top, like Hendrix. And that's a cutaway... why play a cutaway if you're playing it upside down?

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Sorry if this has been addressed (I haven't read much here lately), but what's up with the constant "natural disaster" ads? Seemingly every other ad on the stream is about what to do with your medicine and pets in the event of a natural disaster. CBS must be purchasing the 2012 end-of-the-world hype. Really annoying the fuck outta Greg.

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I think my tweet was "How did that c*nt honestly not know the lyrics to Rocketman"?

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Enough with the Flo lady for Progressive Insurance! Those commercials are getting beyond sickening now!

And the reason why I continue to bring it up is just that...ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

The latest Retoxor (male enhancement) commercial has "Ellen" describing the shocking results of taking Retoxor, which is typical hyperbole for these ads. What caught my ear was when she claimed that Retoxor had done so well in taste tests. Taste tests? Do they make the pills taste like candy, or are they promising sweeter jizz?

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I'm similarly aggravated by credit card commercials in which they swipe it upside down in order to keep the brand name visible.

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KitKat commercials. Those loud chewing fucks have another thing coming to them.

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Any commercial with people loudly chewing, making smacking noises, or talking with their mouths full are nasty. Most people find that gross when it happens in real life, what makes them think people are going to find it appealing when it happens in a commercial? It doesn't make me think the product is delicious, it makes me think the person eating is a fucking pig who doesn't know enough to chew with their mouth closed.

Case testing

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Stop fucking yelling at me, Joe Rogan...

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the ones with the squealing pig on a zip line make me want to smash my tv

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That piggy is the same one who squealed all the way home in a GEICO commercial...

Not only the yelling, Krazy. But the clip of his "stand-up" that they keep playing every commercial break on the CBS stream is terribly unfunny...

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I think Joe Rogan's scheduled to actually do stand-up comedy in our area later this month. That's what you must be referring...

There's simply no way for me to convey here just how sincerely I hope every single person involved in the creation of that proactive commercial that keeps playing on the Score stream dies of ass cancer. I want the ass cancer to be caught pretty early on by the doctors, and for a good prognosis to be given, and relatively mild treatment to result in initial remission. I then want there to be cycles of progressively more aggressive treatment followed by remission and recurrence, until, finally, the cancer overcomes them.


That wouldn't be enough for what they've done, but it'd be a start.

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I'm really tired of those Ad Coucil ads, one is about foreclosure with some annoying douche on an acoustic guitar
singing "I'm home, where I belong" or some shit and the animated adopt a cat ad. Both are extremely overplayed on TV.

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1800 tequila.

Spider is telling me what's wrong with men today.

I am Jack's uncontrollable rage.

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the netflix commercials need to STOP. COOORREEECCTT!!

and they certainly picked the perfect annoying old ladies for the walgreens immunization commercials because jesus christ that's exactly who you see getting flu shots at walgreens.

(cbs stream commercials as referenced)

Ugh, god. Seriously. It's bad enough these are played out, but worse still, the "contestants" make all sorts of annoying noises in between questions. Awful


I can't imagine who thought this was a good idea. Is there anything more awful than a thick east-coast accent? Wooooouuuaaaaaaaal-greens. Ugh. Die in a fire.

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