In light of Mr. Reason's hatred of clowns, it reminded me of a prank my roomates and myself played on another roomate (I lived in a quad). My one roomate was deathly afraid of clowns. We planned it out so that the movie "It" was in the vcr. When he came back one night with a girl and went in the bedroom with her, we waited for the perfect time and used a remote under the closed bedroom door to turn on the tv and play the movie. It was priceless.

Any others have some good pranks pulled?

Edit: I don't know why I constantly post in the wrong section. This should be in General Section. Sorry everyone.

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Yes, a good prank is posting general thoughts in the MJH section. That always works!

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I have a classic, but i really don't know if I can share it on here....Its rather disgusting and just don't know if I want it to my name in this public domain. I'll tell it at the Manniversary.

You're a tremendous slouch. All kidding aside, this is the perfect section. Harry Teinowitz is the cruelest prank of all.

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No problem just assume multiple ids like everyone else on the board and then post

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Nice tease, Ryan.

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Are you going to tell the story then once an hour?

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Hahahaah. Well played Oakbrokk Joe. I'll only do that if you promise to play dumb the other 3 times I tell it as if you never heard it before.

Several Classics

1. Jellow into the toilet - Get a hot bowl water with the jellow mix and sugar allready added...... pour it into someone toilet, let sit for about 5-6 hrs and it will congeal into a sort of sludge that will not flush.... it will have to be churned up and scooped out......

2. Mystery Poop - Take the top lid off of the toliet and take a big ol' poop into the top portion of the toilet...... replace the lid and watch as your target spends days cleaning his bathroom trying to figure out why it keeps smelling worse and worse......

3. Frozen Car - (I have been a target) - on the first below freezing day, find someone who still has their hose hooked up, and their car parked outside..... set it on auto spray on the mist or flat spray setting pointing at the car..... by the time they wake up in the morning.... they should have about 3-4 inches of ice covering the car..... good luck getting out of that.....

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I'd have to kill someone if they took a dump in the water tank of my toilet...

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I've heard it called "Top Shelfed", but "Mystery Poop" is pretty good.

I've heard it as an Upper Decker

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Storm, that's just plain evil

Ok Mac...

oh man.... i forgot the best sports one..... we used to do this to guys on the soccer team when it was their birthday back in HS.....

4. The Ball Tingler - Take either a pair of boxers, whity-tightys soccer shorts with a liner, or jock strap, and coat the inside with icey hot/bengay.... it takes about 5-10 seconds to kick in fully, however once it does, there is no stopping the pain... water just makes it worse..... it will end after about 20 min of buring but will never be forgotten....

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Living in dorms for three years, I have too many stories to post. However, I remember a rivalry I had with a neighbor across the hall...he hid a shitload of vanilla wafers in my room...ended up finding them for weeks after words. I got back at him by taking an entire bottle of "Preferred Stock" and spraying it on his door. It was the middle of winter and he opened all the windows in his room and on the floor to try to air that shit out.

I regularly log onto public internets kiosks at health clubs and trade shows, and when I'm feeling a bit mischevious, I'll waive or make trade offers involving star players on fantasy football and fantasy baseball teams.

People should learn to logoff of their www.CBSSportsline.com and www.yahoo.com leagues.

If you really hated him you would have used Stetson.

Didn't hate him...just wanted to get back at him. Plus, the bottle of PS was given to me by my sister-in-law and I didn't like it, so it went to good use.

Or Jovan Musk.

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If I hated him that much, I would have just taken a shit in the middle of his room...

Najeh, is that you?

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Sisters are funny, aren't they?

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actually, she my girlfriend was white....
or did you mean my sister?

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See that Nas? Doug implied he wouldn't be caught dead dating a black girl!

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Doug seems pretty short, too...

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ever since the riots
all i really wanted
was a black girlfriend
they don't play around
they're hard enough
to keep any man in line
thinking of my pale white skin
thinking of her dark and smooth
she against me
my black girlfriend

saw her on the corner
where she lived, i asked her
"can you braid my hair?"
she and her girlfriends
laughed at me, said that
"it was easy but it'll cost you some"
looking out her window
it's so exciting and foreign
but i'm staying with
my black girlfriend

drivin' thru the hood
in my chevy nova '62
my arm around my
little black girl
people on the corner
looking in my car
wanna do me
but i won't give her back
my little black girl
"do you wanna come on in?
do you wanna eat some?
meet my family?"
my black girlfriend

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