Alright, here's my first one.

This freshman across the hall in my dorm back at Western was a real tool. We'll call him Timmy. Anyway, we got Timmy completely hammered one night. Let me also say the guy is a completel homophobe. He can barely walk by the time we get back to the dorms. We throw him up on his loft, grab a pair of his roommates boxers, and squirt some of this free "Afta" shave they were handing out earlier in the day all over his hand and the boxers....and then put a condom up there as well filled with that ooze. Well about 7am, Timmy wakes up and apparently just laid there for a good 15 minutes trying to put the pieces back together in his night. Keep in my Timmy is exremely gullible. He asks his roommate what happened last night and his roommate has no clue what he's talking about (he got back later and how no clue about what we had done). Once Timmy figured out nothing had happened he realized that someone messed with, he pounded on my door for a good 15 minutes yelling at the top of his lungs in his cowboy slang. Needless to say everyone woke up early that Saturday morning, but everyone was laughing their asses off. The other thing we did to Timmy...well, still debating...

Oh, here's another one I'm ok with. Timmy was taking a crap in our shared floor stalls on our floor. We tied a sturdy rope to that stall without him noticing and then ran it a good 30 feet to the loudest craziest person's door. Tied it as tight as we possibly could and then knocked on that kid's door room. He attempts to open his door and once he can't open it with normal force, he start yelling and pulls the shit out of his door. The ENTIRE stall frame rips out of the floor and skids across the floor. Needless to say Western hadn't replaced this one in sometime and ol' Timmy was stuck with no privacy for his remaing shit. Poor Timmy

We had many good pranks but the one that was my favorite was more of a creative prank than a cruel prank, we spent the latter part of a drunken evening trying to send one of those oversized plastic garbage bins filled with water down the elevator to the dorm lobby. Idea was to tip it into the door as the door was closing without it falling over which took amazing precision and after several tries finally worked. We were too stupid to send a lookout down to the lobby so we never witnessed the fellow drunk dorm dwellars’ reactions when the door opened and they got 30 gallons of water dumped on them. We did, however, have the wherewithal to write in marker on the garbage bin “8th floor rules”…we were on the 6th floor.

Oh yeah and saran wrapping random toilets was always a good laugh

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

It's very common but I always enjoyed playing Poo-Dollar at 3am after a night of drinking. Nothing like watching a bunch of drunk meatheads/trixies think they hit the motherload with a free $5 bill just to get shit all over their hands.

Mitch, "leaners" are classics. You just had water in the garbage can though?

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“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

unfortunately only water, we weren't THAT brave.

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

Poo-dollar is a Western classic. We used to have a live video feed for people to watch poo-dollar through out the day.

I'm so glad I lived in an all girl dorm. Our biggest problem was sneaking guys and alcohol into our rooms.

This turned out to be a lot of work, but the guy was a tool...

In college, while living in the dorms, we taped newspaper to the outside of the guy's doorframe, covering the entire door. He came out the next morning and tore it down laughing.

We did it again the next night and off and on for the next couple of weeks. After the first week, he was making a bigger deal out of bursting though the paper (like a high school football team during homecoming). The last night, we taped the paper as usual, then tipped a couch upright and blocked the door with it.

The next morning, we heard rip, THUMP, and then a lot of groaning...

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We once rolled someone's Ford Escort over - 3a, and 5 drunks moving it from a side street to the middle of a cul-de-sac was hilarious. The kid's parents even came up the next day, and were almost as surprised as their son was.

Ahhh, leaners - how I miss doing that on occasion.

We used to have a lot of community shower pranks, since you were literally at your most vulnerable. Throw a bucket of ice water in as someone showered was good. Stealing their clothes and towel was better.

My personal favorite was when myself and one other guy were pissed at the sexism exhibited when the girls floor of my house had shower curtains, while the guys didn't. To prove a point, we stole all four shower curtains. Two girls showered that day in the community shower, and they did it in their bathing suits! We were forced to give them back, but it has continued on as tradition ever since.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

For you college kids, another favorite of mine was to duct tape a drunk to his/her bed. Get a buddy to help you, and you can do it inside of five minutes.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

those are both great.

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@audioidkid

Lets see...there's also pennying in somebody into their room.

Forget the ice water, get a bucket of fresh made mud and dump that into the shower stall. Goes over pretty well.

I was pretty much the one that devised all the pranks on our floor. Some sophomore messed with me once when I was a freshman in my first two weeks. i got him back about three times worse and from that point on no one ever F'ed with me.

Wouldn't really consider that one a prank.

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I liked it Scholar

It wasn't our proudest moment. Looking back on it, I do feel bad, but it still gives me a chuckle.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

you have to get creative with it, take the mouthpiece off their dorm phone when they are showering, getting ready for a final exam, then penny them in there room when they are getting dressed, this was pre cell phone era obviously. We really didn't like that guy.

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

Besides, the title IS "cruel pranks."

For those of you who don't know, I lived in an Evans house - the house supplied us with a number of items (cleaning supplies, TP, paper towels, etc) that was paid out of our house dues. We got industrial size EVERYTHING. Well, one time we took a case of toilet paper (60 double sized rolls to a case), and found our friend's car. We used almost every square of those rolls - take THAT Sheryl Crow - to entirely wrap the car. We then used the remaining paper to lead a trail back to our friend's apartment bedroom. He woke up the next morning, and followed the trail of destruction.

Too bad for him that two friends also peed on spots on the car, so that it was stuck to the car. That, and morning dew, made it a pain in the ass to clean off.

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Scholar, we would have gotten along very well in college.

In high school, we picked up a friend's Ford Festiva and turned it sideways in it's parking spot.

He had to wait until one of the people on either side of him left so he could get out.

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one night when i was a teenager a few friends of mine and i got all this alcohol from one of my friend's friends who was a marine coming home for the weekend. it was all this fruity shit like one-eyed jacks, st. ide's and jack daniels coolers. i drank way too much of it, and got sick.

i threw up "little fruity things", like a true girl drink drunk, and they took me home. on the way i still had to puke so they gave me a plastic grocery bag to puke in. i filled it up almost halfway.

the driver, the marine, said, "give me the bag." i gave it to him as they pulled to a stop sign, and he threw it at a parked car. it got all over the damn car.

i thought that was a little out of line...but everyone else was howling. i felt too sick to feel anything but pain.

Coach, I know. I DO feel bad, but it was 8 years ago! Give me a break!

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let's start a "things you did that you feel horrible about 8 years later" thread.

that'll be enjoyable.

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@audioidkid

One time, a group of friends came over. I asked if anyone wanted a drink and a few of them wanted some coffee. I went into the kitchen and switched the specialty coffee that they normally drink with folgers crystals. After they were finished, I told them that I had switched their coffee with folgers and that they couldn't even taste a difference. We had a good laugh about it. I loved college.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You got them good!

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Those people from Purdue are crazy!

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

We used to light lunch bags full of dog shit on fire and ring peoples door bells and watch them come out on there porch and stomp it out .

We also used to hide in bushes or behind garbage cans and throw a purse with a fish string on it like at Harlem and Irving Park and when the greddy fuckers would get out to pick it up the purse we would pull the purse back and boy we pissed people off.

The other time I was almost killed is when Jeff Fort (the leader of the EL Rukuns street gang) was driving by my cousins house who lived at 3400 S. drexel at the time , which was about 5 blocks from there hide out and we hit his car with snowballs and one of the kids with us knew who he was and thought we were going to die as he chased us. I still have the shit stained draws from that fatefull day back in 1978.

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