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Captain America's Melbourne Burrito Molestation Spree

It looks like Captain America isn't dead after all... he's just sidetracked his career to molesting stray women with his red, white and blue burrito.

Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which participants wore costumes. While at the On Tap bar, Adamcik, 54, allegedly touched the genital areas of two women, according to a Melbourne Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here. "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report.

That there was more than one suspect in the case is the delicious marzipan filling of this story.

Saw that the other day. Referenced it in my thought-a-thon.

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I believe good dolphin was absent from the board all weekend......coincidence? How do you look in tights, dolphin?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Do you remember the avatar someone had soon after Harry's "kiss my sack" statement? I probably look worse than that guy. I would compare favorably to the elvis impersonator with camel toe.

Nice to hear Rosenbloom lift this story from the message board today.

How burrito is that?