I know this one has been done before, but I can't stand 90% of the people who actively post on facebook that are my friends.

Here is a paraphrased post right now:
Girl: Can this day get any worse? FML
Guy I don't know: It's better than Joe: "I fell into a canal. I almost died"
Girl: Thanks for putting my day in perspective!

All three of them should go jump in a canal.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Will they beat death?

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You either get 'FML' or people talking about how they need more barrels of horseshit to fertilize their lawns in 'Suburbville' so they can level up. I want to quit it but that is how all of my friends plan events now. Phone calls and texts are becoming a thing of the past. I would be stuck at home forever if I wasnt on facebook.

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I hate the person who's always complaining, the person who posts everything in all caps, the person who says something like "Yeah yall bitches can't fuck with a nigga when I'm throwed on dis patrone" and then the next post is a bible verse, and the of course you have the attention seeking chick who says something like "I'm so bored, what should I do?" Followed by 10 thirsty, creepy guys saying "Come spend time with me baby!"

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we're talking about facebook not CSFMB.

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Do not speak poorly about the Facebook thingy on the csfmb thingy. It is forbidden.

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I know I am kind of a miserable SOB on here but I do try to look at the positive and fun sides of things but man some people are just negative all of the time. I run into it at work alot people complaining they have to be here or work on a project and stuff and its just like sometimes I am glad to have a job where I can sit at a desk and post bs on here and get paid. Life ain't so bad. Plus its friday.

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You can definitely all of that on this board.

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10AM:5 o'clock can't come soon enough!

6PM: Another post
7PM: Another post
8PM: Another post

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Stay at home moms are the worst. You'd think they're working in coal mines 20 hrs a day


Time for this lady to FINALLY have some ME time
37 women like this


The Passive Aggressive complaint is good too

Some people JUST DONT GET IT

Monday, 8AM: *Sigh* Is it Friday, yet?

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Before Facebook everybody's life was terrible


Now its Good Food, Good Friends, Good times



The triple Good is the most annoying post.

I was just saying hello. You can always unfollow.

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Comment 1: Whats wrong?
Comment 2: Dont worry we <3 u!!!!
Comment 3 (from the original person): Its just the same old story again. WTF! FML!
Comment 4: You know we all are with you girl! You are strong person!! We love you!

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+1

Especially when they bitch about the weather or not getting their nap time.

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+100000!!!!!!!

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Commment 5: (By the non threatening fat guy that thinks he's funny) Id Get it ; )

Comment 6: Shut up Fat guy ; )

Comment 7: You would fat guy!! : )

Comment 8: (orig poster) I love my fucked up friends

Sounds like we're talking about csfmb again.

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Oh man, if you were on Facebook, you'd see how rampant that shit is.

Yeah, just imagine reading stuff from a bunch of Panthers and CGS's.....

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I've pretty much given up posting my own thoughts. Now I use my page for pictures and links. Nobody cares what I think about anything anyways.

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I'll throw a movie quote or something that struck me as funny. Other than that you arent getting much from me.

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[quote="Time Traveling BunnyNobody cares what I think about anything anyways.[/quote]
You are absolutely correct.

I also like the targeted messages that are sent as just random information:

"I need to work on what makes me happy and I know it may make some people upset but I have to do this. I'm sorry for anyone who is offended but this is how it has to be. No one should get mad that I'm doing what is best for ME"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bravo


These are ALL right on the money

Someone immediately comes to mind.......

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Translation: I'm gonna start fucking every dude that talks to me because my boyfriend was banging my best friend.

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