On today's show Danny Mac claimed that Jesus was a Jewish fisherman.

Danny Mac, are you unfamiliar with his profession as a Jewish carpenter? Maybe you only heard that a couple of his disciples were fisherman or maybe you need to read the Lego Bible and ask yourself, "Who Ya Crappin' Danny Mac?"

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

http://www.thestoryofjesus.com/part4_30.html

true...but also open for interpretation.

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@audioidkid

Oh he was a fisherman all right...
Fishing for compliments...
"Oh, I'm the son of god and worship me"
"Eat me"
"I am the light"
"What would Jesus do"

Sure thing Jesus. Whatever you say, pal.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Gonna say everyone did some fishin back in the day. Good way to eat!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wait a minute....Jesus was Jewish?

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I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price?

Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350.
Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?.
Jesus: You just answered that.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You crack me up sometimtes james

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Uhmm, Jesus was kind of an asshole, thats why he was killed. Look it up, not my opinion, but man does it piss some people off.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

BF....WOW...I hope you mean this guy:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Nope, I mean the guy who thought Passover was too "commercialized" and decided to screw with merchants, which pissed of the romans because less commerce resulted in less taxes.

Nothing trumps religion like wallet my man!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I thought you had your Alou's mixed up. Moises was the guy with the "piss" issue.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Not in Moises mind

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Don't tell Tim Tebow.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I love religion class at the CFSMB.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Actually the Romans took him out after he fucked with the money. Oh I forgot the factual history of the bible should never be questioned, those trial and jailing records of the romans should be ignored.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

they brought in some jewish women from the sauganash park neighborhood to teach the kids at Queen of All Saints about religion in the early days of political correctness

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The whole thing is really not that different from today.

Guy named Herod controlled all the merchandise coming into the port. The Romans took a tax on that. Jewish people had the passover holiday, lotsa merchants, Romans promoted it as they took tax on it. Some guy named Jesus came in and protested that the holiday was not about the meaning of the holiday but became about making money, tried to cause some disturbances and was locked up in the Roman jail, tried and found guilty by Pilate. Then a group of his followers would protest for him and blah blah blah


Guy named Marshall Fields starts selling sweaters, shirts, etc on State St for Xmas, some guy comes up and starts flipping the tables over because the meaning of Xmas was lost and is all about the money. Mr. Fields complains to Mr Daley that this guy named Joe is driving customers away on the busiest day of the year and he can't pay the street tax for setting up his tables. Mayor Daley would have this guy Joe locked up in a second.
Then someone would protest him being locked up....blah blah

and there you have it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That must be where Eric Bolling learned his money-grubbing ways.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm not sure how much work he acutally did. If someone told me that I was the son of god I wouldnt be up at the crack of dawn with my hammer and nails. I would sleep in, turn some old bread into pancakes, turn some water into fresh OJ and turn some dried donkey meat into bacon. After breakfast I would chill until 3 or so and then go to some prophet stuff.

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He did enough to eat, then he was the first guy to pass the plate!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Water into wine...Why not stale bread into a stuffed pizza....I mean,C'MON!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Wow, can't wait until Kid and Ivan read this.

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Why is there a Sam Jackson animated GIF you have not seen yet?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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It's definitely a thing, I'll agree with that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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This would make a great next edition of "Drunk History" on Funny or Die.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I read it. I don't really have much to say. This is kinda what tends to happen here, as Dolphin and Don Tiny eluded.

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Shuttlesworth didnt look Jewish to me