I think Peggy Kusinski would look better as a man. I met her once at the Wrightwood Tap. For a minute, I thought she was a fella.

just emailed the show..


Hey Guys,

I think someone that this procedure would work for is Jiggets. He could be Jan Diggets, and would save money because he wouldn't even need breast implants.

And on a national level, if Linda Cohn had something like this done, the doctors wouldn't have to do any work above the neckline except a haircut.



Frank Coztansa

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Very nice, Frank

I hope they read it.

This was sent in, but won't be read on the air:

Judging by the continued BRISTOL-ification of ESPN AM1000, and lack of
MAN UPing by your management team there, Mike Penner
isn't the ONLY sports media person that strives to lack cajones.

I just hope Stout and Powerful can resist, as Lizzie already wears the pants in that family....

L8r

BEEF ROCKMORE

It's not a sports one but I sent in that if Jerry Taft were to get a sex change he would end up looking like Shelley Smith's ugly sister.

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Tom Waddle

The blond hair the blue eyes

Waddle would be a hottie

If James Ward (aka the old food critic from Friday's ABC7 Newscast) got his nuts lopped off, I'm sure Hosea Sanders face wouldn't look so full. He'd be gaunter in the cheek area.

I think Jay Mariotti has a little Rosie O'Donnell in him. Ozzie might agree.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/hometown ... 128983.php

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

I always felt Mike Mulligan looked a bit like this woman from Total Recall:



And from time to time, when I hear North, Huebner and Annie, I think of this image from Total Recall:

is that fake poop on Jay's head?

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@audioidkid

Take Pat Tomasulo


Add some blond hair, makeup, and an asian possie...... what do you get?

Gwen Stefani



note the nose, chin, jawline, facial creases, ears, forhead and hair line, temples... it gets scary.........

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- Formerly Known As "Chicago Storm"
- I know Brian Bauer

doesn't the three-boob chick get shot?

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@audioidkid

It would be a helluva money shot... three birds with one stone.

This is sooooo wrong...and funny.

Most of the sports radio personalities have FACES for radio. Meaning a gender bender ain't going to help a whole helluva lot.
That said, Terry Boers would morph into President Clinton's AG...Janet Reno.

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Stupidity irritates the crap outta me... and yes, I irritate myself far too often.

yes.... she gets her casba rocked very hard by one of the police.....

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- I know Brian Bauer

Shit


ESPN's Pam Ward is more of a man than me
http://espn.go.com/editors/media/photo/ ... ward_p.jpg

I think I'll call this in.

I had the same thought FC, but couldn't decide if a change operation would make her a woman.

john madden with some longer, curly hair could be barbara bush

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Lou Holtz...



Granny Clampett...

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You know me like that.

out of the park.

Dame Judi Dench...

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You know me like that.

The Lou Holtz one is perfect.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That Granny Clampett is a WALK OFF HOMER.

Funny thing is ... she was a dyke, as was Jane Hathaway (Nancy Kulp).

Matter of fact, Granny is still buried between her lover's thighs: