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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:48 am 
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you can probably mention half of the Stephen King library...or, as zizou and I have pointed out...Michael Crichton's...maybe 1/3 instead of half. something like that.

"Simon Birch"
"Congo"
"Thinner"
"Girl, Interrupted"
"From Hell"
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"

to get things started. and don't start on me with the HP inclusion. some of the adaptations were decent and the books were fun to read. but GOF was a travesty of an adaptation. completely missed some of the most important aspects of the novel.


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Ive only read like 5 books before they were movies

Thank You for Smoking while not a terrible movie, didnt come close to the book


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that's how i felt about "the world according to garp". but doesn't belong on a worst list.


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"Thinner"


Come on, dude! The fat suit in that one makes it one of the best adaptations ever.

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W_Z wrote:
you can probably mention half of the Stephen King library...or, as zizou and I have pointed out...Michael Crichton's...maybe 1/3 instead of half. something like that.

"Simon Birch"
"Congo"
"Thinner"
"Girl, Interrupted"
"From Hell"
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"

to get things started. and don't start on me with the HP inclusion. some of the adaptations were decent and the books were fun to read. but GOF was a travesty of an adaptation. completely missed some of the most important aspects of the novel.

I never read any of the Harry Potter Books but I thought that the Goblet of Fire was one of the more entertaining Harry Potter movies. And Robert Pattison is dreamy

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W_Z wrote:
you can probably mention half of the Stephen King library...or, as zizou and I have pointed out...Michael Crichton's...maybe 1/3 instead of half. something like that.

"Simon Birch"
"Congo"
"Thinner"
"Girl, Interrupted"
"From Hell"
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"

to get things started. and don't start on me with the HP inclusion. some of the adaptations were decent and the books were fun to read. but GOF was a travesty of an adaptation. completely missed some of the most important aspects of the novel.



Congo was fucking horrible...it even wasted a Bruce Campbell appearance. Bad, Bad, Bad.


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They made a book out of that?

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Anything Dr. Suess.

Where is the self-immolation emoticon?

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Simon Birch was awful. I can't remember how the line appeared at the beginning of the movie but IIRC John Irving wanted no part of the movie.

Sphere was an excellent book but the movie was terrible.


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"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


The assistant coach from Minnesota State was great in that! Laws, yes.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


The assistant coach from Minnesota State was great in that! Laws, yes.

It was University of Minnesota and the Coach's name was Dauber


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


1000X yes. King's 2 best novels It and The Stand have 2 of the worst of his movies. And that is saying something.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


The assistant coach from Minnesota State was great in that! Laws, yes.

It was University of Minnesota and the Coach's name was Dauber


It was Minnesota State Screaming Eagles.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


The assistant coach from Minnesota State was great in that! Laws, yes.

It was University of Minnesota and the Coach's name was Dauber

Dauber, yes...but it was Minnesota State:

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Coach is an American television sitcom that aired for nine seasons on ABC from 1989 to 1997. The series stars Craig T. Nelson as Hayden Fox, head coach of the fictional Division I-A college football team, the Minnesota State University Screaming Eagles.

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Didnt he leave to coach an NFL team in Orlando?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


1000X yes. King's 2 best novels It and The Stand have 2 of the worst of his movies. And that is saying something.

The Stephen King movie that was the best was the one that he disowned for being too unlike his original book. I have tried to read like 3 different Stephen King books and never am able to finish one.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


1000X yes. King's 2 best novels It and The Stand have 2 of the worst of his movies. And that is saying something.

The Stephen King movie that was the best was the one that he disowned for being too unlike his original book. I have tried to read like 3 different Stephen King books and never am able to finish one.


Yeah, The Shining was a better movie than book IMO.

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Didnt he leave to coach an NFL team in Orlando?


Yup. The Orlando Breakers.


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Shawshank was without a doubt the best film ever made from one of King's books. The Green Mile was a close second.


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Shawshank was without a doubt the best film ever made from one of King's books. The Green Mile was a close second.

Wrong thread. :(

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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Wrong thread. :(


:( My bad.

I thought Vanilla Sky was also pretty bad.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
donspiracy wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Shawshank was without a doubt the best film ever made from one of King's books. The Green Mile was a close second.

Wrong thread. :(


:( My bad.

I thought Vanilla Sky was also pretty bad.


They did have the forsight to include boobs, though.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


The assistant coach from Minnesota State was great in that! Laws, yes.

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8 Million Ways to Die was an absolute suckfest compared to the book. Changed the location, changed the villian, changed the plot.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
"The Stand" miniseries.

Good lord. I don't care how many famous faces you throw into a production; bad screenplays are bad screenplays.

I hope they remake this at some point.


1000X yes. King's 2 best novels It and The Stand have 2 of the worst of his movies. And that is saying something.

The Stephen King movie that was the best was the one that he disowned for being too unlike his original book. I have tried to read like 3 different Stephen King books and never am able to finish one.


what, "the lawnmower man"?!?

i do not agree at all that "the green mile" is better than "stand by me", "the dead zone", or "carrie".

so now i'm going to start a rank-the-stephen-king-adaptation-thread. muwahahaha!


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Don't get me wrong, its a good movie. But, I consider it the worst movie adaptation because its downright criminal that they didn't follow the story of the book and instead chose to go the route they did. The book is a billion times better than the movie and the plot is so much cooler. They really fucked that up, moreso than any other book to movie adaptation.

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