I hope we get more Meereen back story in book 6. I am naming my next son Shakaz Lo Scorpio.

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let's add honeyed locusts to the menu when we have our get together.

I know words are wind but I must needs show up. Would that I could if someone promised to fondle my small, firm breasts. Don't jape me because I'm as useless as nipples on a breastplate. If it please you I want this mummer's farce to end. Time to make water and break my fast.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Joffrey really got all choked up at his wedding didn't he? Anyone have Cairo's address? I have a pigeon pie Id like to send him.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's not nice.





I just sent one to Panthro.

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Almost done re-reading Storm of Swords. The Hound's always been my favorite character and I hope he makes a comeback in the last two books of the series. I think he'd be a great POV character for a few chapters, which I'm sure would be named something cleverly vague like "The Gimp Brother With Half a Face."

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Or his brother Anthony.

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I think one of the main reasons for the Brienne storyline was to show the Hound is done. He is now a gravedigger at the monastery and its only the "helmet" that lives on. Not to say he can't make another appearance since he is close to Kings Landing, but I would say its doubtful.

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The Oberyn / Mountain fight scene was quite the thing, might be my favorite passage of the series so far.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Indeed. I was thinking when I first read it that it was very Inigo Montoya-ish until Martell gets a bit too cocky at the end.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Im sure Im late to the game with this information but the westeros.com website is something else. Its like having 500 different Beardown's each espousing their own theories / ideas on what has happened, what is happening and what will happen in the next couple books . Its been well worth the few hours Ive spent looking it over, Couple of epic rants against GRRM for who he has killed off and how long its taking him to finish these books., makes the couple Ive posted look like a vanilla malt by comparison.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Finally got around ro start reading ADWD, about 100 pages in. Janos Slynt ,fucking cocksucker.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah, Slynt got in over his head. If you'll pardon the expression.

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Just finished the book. This fuck better not die before he resolves all this stuff in the last 2 books.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I know don't you want him to talk about Mereen forever!!

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Loving me some Wyman Manderly

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yea he isn't as dumb as he is fat - which is good for the North. I was impressed by his subtlety and subterfuge. And don't ask him for recipes for pie...

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Bump for Dewskie.

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Thanks! I'm not quite to book 5 yet but I'm flying through these bitches.

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Yeah that's why I made the other thread.

Don't want to ruin it for people.

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I picture you as a Twilight guy. Read that.

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So did you end up digging The First Law Trilogy?

Honestly no other fantasy stands up to those two series. Its such a steep dropoff I am having a hard time with the genre now. I tried reading a few other fantasy authors and I can't get through the books.

I read a bunch of Lee Child's Reacher series which was an excellent change of pace. A one man A-Team essentially. Quick reads and highly enjoyable. Also read a few Harlen Coben books - kind of modern noir thrillers.

I was talking with someone about Clive Barker the other day and I read all his stuff pre 2001 and he is one of my top 5 authors. I may go back and read Imajica my favorite book of all time. Or Weaveworld which was the book that made 12 year old Jackref realize Stephen King was not a great horror writer.

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even stephen king said the future of horror was clive barker.

Then he read one of his books

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Barker's early stuff was so graphic - I still get shivers thinking about some of his short stories from Books of Blood series. He really lost his edge though when he came out of the closet. After Everville his writing wasn't as crisp. And two of his books were downright terrible - Sacrament and Galilee. I saw the Abarat series but it seems geared for tweeners so I never picked it up. Supposedly he is working on another book with Harry D'Amour as the main character and Pinhead which would be awesome.

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i'd rather read lovecraft or matheson than either of them.

And drink my blood?

You are such an "Edward"! Thank you Google.

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One of my friends told me to try The Name of the Wind.

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