Sorry. I meant YourMom must have fed him a lot of biscuits.

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600lbs is like, you can't walk or stand and even sitting is painful. Saw some 600lber on a show called "My 600lb Life" the other night. That guy couldn't function.

So yeah, Meat wasn't that goddamn big.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Maybe B & B hate the Barbecue Man because he is an asshole.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I can't believe that guy and Stottlemeyer from Monk are the same guy.

That is a gem right there. Accurate too.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

You would like something that stupid.

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What a little bitch. How fucking thin-skinned are you that you need to write 2 blog posts just because you were called a fat ass. This man has no place in male society, where - NEWS FLASH - men crack jokes about each other. This is as dumb as a black guy going up in arms because another black called him the n-word.

But you already could see he's an idiot if he thought Dez Clark was a good business partner - someone washed up with a CTE countdown clock (and nothing to say - which still made him the more entertaining half of his conversations from the inactive list with Larry No-Nuts)

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

Getting kind of weird.

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I don't know why he needs to go the round about way with the obesist argument. Just say Terry was 500, Spiegs was 600 and Mac was the upper 200s and none of them is exactly svelte these days.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When was Boers 500 lbs?

Never.

I think he said he was around 350 at his heaviest.

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Pardon me?

He "quoined" it yesterday. But it's in the urban dictionary from 10 years ago.

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You know me like that.

What is a something who hates obese people? Like chairs, scales, and advertisements?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Dan's obsession with fat people. Beating up on fat people seems somehow gratuitous.

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My mom was a nutritionist for 10+ years, and at least half of her job was informal psychological counseling. She said obese people represent the last frontier of socially acceptable mockery. It really is unfortunate that B&B will jump down the throat of anyone who dares utter the word "thug," but have no compunction about resorting to lazy stereotypes and genuinely mean-spirited insults regarding anybody over three bills.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

That said, if BBQ Man seriously did his last segment drunk and honestly thought he could resolve the dispute by confronting Terry at a remote in Niles, then he's a dunce and I don't have a ton of sympathy for him.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

BBQ Man was PTFB radio. I don't know for sure if it was the worst Friday Fung possible, because I never listened to it while I did get to listen to "The Jim Nantz Sports Time Machine," but I can't imagine it was any good. It did cross my mind at some previous holiday that hey, Bernstein wasn't geeking out over that barbecue guy, but I didn't know the guy actually did the segment in no condition to perform. Geez.

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I think the Balds would be right there with them if not for the cancer link.


Horseshoe Bald is still acceptably mockable.

Wha' whaaaaa?

He did his segment wasted? How did this come to light?

Except for short people, ugly people, dumb people, lanky people, people with accents, and pretty much anything else.

I don't see why fat people should be free of mocking. It's not even a condition that can't at a minimum be controlled unlike something like height.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

A good portion of fat people have issues beyond their control


An even larger portion of them got excited when they read the words "Good portion" in that first sentence

Correct, and awesome, respectively.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

No idea if it's true or not:

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

*obligatory joke about Terry Boers being disgusted with incoherence on the radio*

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I'd like to see Terry do a piledriver on Q-man!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

To expand, as Curious Hair mentioned, it was done as part of Friday Fung. This is speculation on my part, but it would not surprise me. They cut the segment off at about 12 minutes. Haven't done it since.

One of the shows he did was pretty funny. Some guy called in because he caught a 90 pound snapping turtle and wanted a recipe. Some snapping turtle banter ensued and it was a funny listen. Not sure if it would have made OKC's list of funnies, but good nonetheless.

Isn't this the same fat fuck that used to have a segment around Memorial Day every year with B&B? For all of this hatred about the Score, he still doesn't mind listing them on his website



http://www.barbequeman.com/tiedye.shtml

I think the BBQ man kidnapped Mac

Is BBQ Man also Haystacks Ross?

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