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The Original Kid Cairo
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Ivan, I really want to beat the hell out of you. Seriously man.

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Ivan, I really want to beat the hell out of you. Seriously man.

lbvs?

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Ivan, I really want to beat the hell out of you. Seriously man.


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Eaglo Jeff
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Facebook "defriending" led to double murder, police say
By Tim Ghianni | Reuters – 12 hrs ago

NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - A Tennessee couple who "defriended" a woman on Facebook were murdered in their home by the jilted woman's father and another man, police.....yada yada yada, bad. :(

I'm starting to think that people might need psychological evaluations before being allowed to join facebook.

May not be a good idea to defriend or even deflower anyone on facebook now....I just wont talk to them or respond to them.


Spanky, I am going to smoosh a Speedway pizza on your forehead. :mrgreen:

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Spanky, I am going to smoosh a Speedway pizza on your forehead. :mrgreen:

Spanky wants smooshie

I applaud you for not taking the easy joke about the size of the pizza that would be needed for that smooshing.

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The Original Kid Cairo
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I applaud you for not taking the easy joke about the size of the pizza that would be needed for that smooshing.

See Spanky, this is why I wish you appreciated me more. I've never done that joke ever. It's stupid and not true.

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I applaud you for not taking the easy joke about the size of the pizza that would be needed for that smooshing.

See Spanky, this is why I wish you appreciated me more. I've never done that joke ever. It's stupid and not true.

I appreciate the first part.

But it's true. :|

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Eaglo Jeff
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Ordering 2 Gino's East Deep Dish....one for me, one for you. :P

Spanky and I are proud of are expanded craniums. :D







Or not?

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The Original Kid Cairo
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spanky wrote:
I applaud you for not taking the easy joke about the size of the pizza that would be needed for that smooshing.

See Spanky, this is why I wish you appreciated me more. I've never done that joke ever. It's stupid and not true.

I appreciate the first part.

But it's true. :|

Well, you're a strappingly handsome man and given a couple of beers and a free afternoon, I'd....


Nevermind...

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Well, you're a strappingly handsome man and given a couple of beers and a free afternoon, I'd....


Nevermind...

Me. You. Bulls game. Box of popcorn. Luvabulls on the jumbotron. Doug getting us in the mood. Scissors.

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The Original Kid Cairo
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
*Sigh* I'm not going to waste any more time or energy on you. I guess I know who my real friends are. smh. lbvs.

How come y'all don't immediately defriend these people?

Because you just accepted my friend request a few days ago, man.

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If your a grown man hatin on another kuz you feel he knocked your place..your lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments ain't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" n guess what his place can't be knocked, he got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.

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rogers park bryan
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just because I'm giving up, doesn't mean I don't care.. It means I'm tired of giving my everything and ending up with NOTHING.


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I can't wait for it to happen.....!!!!!

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Big Chicagoan
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If your a grown man hatin on another kuz you feel he knocked your place..your lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments ain't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" n guess what his place can't be knocked, he got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.


I have no idea what any of that means.

Sidebar - FB is not a fucking text message. Why do people not correctly spell words? "kuz"? "n"?
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Bagels
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If your a grown man hatin on another kuz you feel he knocked your place..your lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments ain't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" n guess what his place can't be knocked, he got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.


i don't really understand any part of that status
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rogers park bryan
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Apparently I am a loser, lame, and dumb. Not to mention fat and I'm going to fail. Gotta love dc boyfriends!!


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If your a grown man hatin on another kuz you feel he knocked your place..your lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments ain't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" n guess what his place can't be knocked, he got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.


i don't really understand any part of that status

:lol: Roughly translated I took it to mean she is with a new dude and her ex boyfriend is saying undesirable things about this new dude, and she is announcing that her ex saying those undesirable things will not cause her to stop seeing the new dude.

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If your a grown man hatin on another kuz you feel he knocked your place..your lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments ain't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" n guess what his place can't be knocked, he got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.


i don't really understand any part of that status

:lol: Roughly translated I took it to mean she is with a new dude and her ex boyfriend is saying undesirable things about this new dude, and she is announcing that her ex saying those undesirable things will not cause her to stop seeing the new dude.

knocked your place= fuckd your girl
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knocked your place= fuckd your girl


ahhh ok
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knocked your place= fuckd your girl

:lol: Yeah I know.

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If you're a grown man hating on another because you feel he knocked your place..you're lame!! Clearly it wasn't your place if it was knocked{now sit and think about that} your hating comments aren't stopping a thing..in my Nicki Minaj voice "that's why you mad" and guess what, his place can't be knocked, he's got it on lock!!

Every damn morning this chick has a status like this. I guess she likes announcing to the world she is hung up on her ex boyfriend.


Fixed the piss poor molestaion of the English language.

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rogers park bryan
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knocked your place= fuckd your girl


ahhh ok
learn something new everyday

yeah I just surmised it.

Knocked used to mean shot or killed.


My son got knocked....
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knocked your place= fuckd your girl


ahhh ok
learn something new everyday

yeah I just surmised it.

Knocked used to mean shot or killed.


My son got knocked....


...the fuck out?

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I'm taking the "Please Knock" sign off my front door immediately upon arriving back home.

:lol:

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I'm taking the "Please Knock" sign off my front door immediately upon arriving back home.


Get a new sign or doorbell that plays I hear you knocking But you can't come in.
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knocked your place= fuckd your girl



So, that's what "Can't you hear me knocking" is about.

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