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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:48 pm 
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
He repeatedly calls Larry "Sir". There can't be that many people that call him that. Find "he who calls him sir" and you shalt find the answer you seek.

Good call, dolphin

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Well of course man. That's different. You know what I mean though.

No worries. If there is a regular day person that spends time on the board, then comes back in the wee hours of the morning to post as a mult, that is crazy. Least two stacks...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:48 pm 
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More W&P Suspects:
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:50 pm 
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More W&P Suspects:
Stu-Gotz
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Nope.

Neither of those guys is identifying Crucial Conflict on B and B


Although Stu might be the answer to a couple other CSFMB questions


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Although Stu might be the answer to a couple other CSFMB questions


What's that smell?

Who's touching my leg?

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Kamps texted me a suggestion that I'd forgotten about.

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Kamps texted me a suggestion that I'd forgotten about.

You're 30 years old, if you were gay you'd know by now.


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Kamps texted me a suggestion that I'd forgotten about.

You're 30 years old, if you were gay you'd know by now.

Very well played.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Kamps texted me a suggestion that I'd forgotten about.

You're 30 years old, if you were gay you'd know by now.


:lol:

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The WP investigation isn't over. I have it down to 2 people. Somebody is trying to pull the wool over the eyes of 'ole Krazy...

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On a side note, the Tall Midget/Beardown watch continues.

Tall Midget gone since Feb. 01
Beardown gone since Feb. 03



Nothing's changed. :?



Same.


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White and Proud

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My first job out of college I worked at a company that sold electronic parts, capacitors, resistors, etc. Then we began selling loudspeakers and cross-overs. Anyway, I ran the warehouse and shipping department and a guy named Pete was the sales manager.

Pete and I used to get fucked up together, drinking, doing lines, whatever. Once they sent us out to Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show and Pete got us kicked out of the Can Can Room on Industrial Road because he kept drunkenly repeating, "They're all whores. I got no respect."

Back in Chicago, Pete ended up getting a DUI. Part of his sentence was community service. For the community service he had to help chaperone a group of troubled kids on a visit to Brookfield Zoo. One of the kids- I'll call him Jimmy- was a douchey little prick. Jimmy was about 13 years old and he was giving the young women running the trip problems the whole time. Pete thought the kid was a complete asshole but he didn't think it was his job to discipline him. He just tried to steer him to the next cage of animals without incident. Jimmy was acting a fool, fucking with the other kids, pulling girls' hair, and back-talking the adults.

When they got to the llama enclosure, Jimmy began going wild. He started leaping about, screaming, "LOOK AT THAT LLAMA! HEY LLAMA, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!". He was flipping the bird and the Italian salute at the creature that was just minding its own business, slowly chewing its cud like the one in the post above. Families were staring at Jimmy and the women leading the trip were obviously embarrassed, saying "No, Jimmy" to no avail.

Suddenly- and Pete told me it seemed like it was happening in slow motion- the llama peeled its lips back revealing a tongue split four ways. The tongue was twirling and it spun and spit a huge wad of whatever llamas chew through the air. It landed right on Jimmy's face covering him in nasty llama goo. Oh, badass Jimmy wasn't so tough now. He started crying his eyes out and ran to one of the supervising women. Pete was holding his sides, laughing his ass off. The two women looked at him disapprovingly and one of them said, "Maybe you should do next week's community service somewhere else". :lol:

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OMG it's not even your story and it's funny. You can tell a story. :lol:


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:lol: A big part of the reason JORR may very well walk away as the champ of CSFMB march madness.

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What would Stacey King say about JORR's stories?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:

He wouldn't do them justice. :lol:

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Don't do em like that Rod!

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Go get em JO!

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Who the hell is NIU Huskies? :?

Spanky is White & Proud?

Makes sense. He does like Nascar.

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Keeping Score wrote:
Who the hell is NIU Huskies? :?

Spanky is White & Proud?

Makes sense. He does like Nascar.

NIU_Huskie is an idiot and I don't know who the other one is.

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MartyFeldman'sGoodEye + Jimmy Reardon = MATCH


Credit to TM on this one


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Keeping Score wrote:
No idea who Carrie is.

:lol: :lol:

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Doug. :? :shock:

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Strangely added to the "Frequently hidden user" list:

Doug. :? :shock:


you have been gone a long time. ive been hidding for over a year.

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Keeping Score would like to congratulate the following:

CSFMB Hall of Fame Class - 2008

Nas
good dolphin
doug - evergreen park
The Gridiron Assassin
Tall Midget

Beebo
Coach Crapowski
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Martin
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(Dark Blue sorted by most votes; Blue sorted alphabetically)

Here it is.


It's like a slow, white club sandwich on pumpernickel.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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Strangely added to the "Frequently hidden user" list:

Doug. :? :shock:


you have been gone a long time. ive been hidding for over a year.

Hidding?

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Bump.


WhiteAndProud

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Ghost

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MATCH!


Ghost first post mentioned that the Score was going to be whiter, and his second post was a big picture of Jason Goff. Most of Ghost's posts are about how bad The Score is, just like WAP's.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
MartyFeldman'sGoodEye + Jimmy Reardon = MATCH


Credit to TM on this one

That's BS. I had it first.

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