PM me....duties to be detailed later

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yes!

Can't we just reuse the Boilermaker Rick tournament for this purpose?

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Only if we would hold weekly stock holder meetings here
But seriously my ban hammer and shears would put the big mans the shame

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

Hell No

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

It's a cold, cruel world out there. Slumlord kicked to the curb.

The best person to have it would be the one who wants it the least.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I was thinking it should be you or nas.

I would return it to the days where guests roamed the streets with bad intent.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

What does the job pay?

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Absolutely not.

I wouldn't wanna be part of any organ-I-zation that would have me as President. But thanks.

This sounds like a terrible idea to me. Having a president that is.

I already am but if bigfan wants to make it official that is fine with me.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass...

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This is my signature...

I believe in a strong leadership, and can swing a heavy ban hammer.

You need me CSFMB, to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and to rule you like a King...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Hmm.....

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My fellow CSFMB'ers,

After weeks of prayer and reflection, I have decided to announce my candidacy for the office of CSFMB President.

We have reached a point where our society as a board is broken. We need someone who will lead us into the next generation of internet time wasting. I pledge to you, if you elect me as your president, that I will end the scourge of special interests that with one click of a PM will change the course of this board's great history. I will not kneel before the powerful and apologize for this great land.

This board has gotten away from it's roots, and is headed to a wrong, dark, and scary place. Gone are the days where celebrities would feel welcome to post their wisdom. I don't want to live in a country where great minds like Sarah Palin, Scottie Pippen, and Devin Hester are silenced. Our board-fathers died so we can all enjoy the same wonderful rights, and now their traditions are being replaced by the nanny state. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore full multing rights to every citizen of the CSFMB.

I have listened to all of this country's great citizens from Maywood to Merriville, and they have all told me the same thing. They are scared as a board member, and are frightened that this boards future is in jeparody. The fact that zero new members are being created will mean that current member's of this great society will be working until death, and no future generations will be there to replace them. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore registration on Day 1 of my first term in office. No one should be worked day and night on this board, not even Terry's Peeps.

Thank you and God bless, and God Bless The CSFMB.

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Team Cutler.

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Gone are the days of old indeed! A vote for Douchebag is a vote for open borders(or boarders as it were); we don't need foreigners diminishing our natural resources like board memory and posting space! CSFMB needed a 30 ft wall to protect it's boarders from MEXICO(Multing Executives Xanadu In Consortium Obtuser). BigFan built this 30 ft wall of fate, and in doing so, has kept CSFMB's literacy and education rates from plummeting from its already dismal state. If President I would protect BigFan's legacy.

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Over before it started...

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This is my signature...

Let the free market decide. DB wants more government. That's not the way our founding father originally ran the board. Let's get big brother out of our posts!

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My entire stump speech was anti oversight and moderation.

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Your speech was too specific and too detail-ey.

What the public wants is hope and change and the sea level being lowered.

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Why do you hate CSFMB? I'm talking about taking back our board and returning it to the days of 2005. I love my board so much that I'll only accept 10% of the current salary and I'll only serve for 1 year. We must ask not what our board can do for us but what we can do for the board. That's change you can believe in.

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Add in no thread titles in ALL CAPS and no bumping your own posts then you have my vote.

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I may not be the longest tenured poster or even have the most posts but when you are in your voting cubicle I hope you think Hank Scorpio. Abortions for some and tiny American flags for all!!!!

I look forward to an orderly election that will require little bloodshed. In closing, we need to be moving forwards not backwards, upwards not downwards and twirling always twirling to a better tomorrow.


End communication.

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As President I would create a new Guantanimo Bay inspired section for all suspended members. All threads started by CGS and QBovis will be placed in this section and that is all you can respond to for the duration of your sentence. You must also perform board community service in the form of listening to all Sports and torts shows and providing a 5OO word summary each show. If anyone from one of those shows dies during your suspension you will be immediately reinstated.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Rather just see you hit dingers

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Team Cutler.