I despise the self checkout lane almost as much as I hate analogies.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

What, you never go shopping?

agreed

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pretty much. i dont remember the last time i used a cart. but i go to the store almost every day... its right down the road.

but i do remember years ago when i didnt live near a grocery store i would have a cart full of shit and regularly would the chicks at the express lanes tell me to come on over. i told them im sure someone will come up right behind me and they always just laughed and said "it doesnt matter"

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

find better grocery stores. in most areas theres usually just one or two where all the hot women go

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Roosevelt & Wabash. College Girls. Your welcome.

I live 2 miles from West Virginia. Its not happening.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

That explains the Ke$ha fascination.

I come to fall on my sword.

To Ugie: I apologize

To UMN: Sorry, but now you must hand in your man card.

To Ike: Find a store in a smarter neighborhood.

Count your fucking items & follow the rules. This isn't difficult.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

A few months ago I went to the Jewel in Hickory Hills. There's a morbidly obese middle-aged woman in one of those rascal scooters tooling down the produce aisle. Suddenly, the vehicle stops as the whale spotted something that perked her interest. The leviathan puts the scooter in reverse and when she makes the gear shift the exact sound that a large trucks makes when backing up emanated from the rascal, alerting the entire grocery store to make way for a wide load.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Thank you.

At least I'm not the only one coming to gutless conclusions around here. Bagels is 100% correct on this one.

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How do they give out those rascals? Anyone who asks I presume?


I know some people are fat due to things beyond their control. But there's no way all the people who Ride in those things are like that.

I'm not letting this gem go unnoticed.

I always abide by the limit, as I would feel very hypocritical the next time I point out to someone they're being an asshole. As I hate shopping about as much as UMN, I typically get as much out of the way at once. I have a stunning inability to pick the proper line as well. It seems as though shitty shopping ninjas appear in front of me at all times. Their only skills are the ability to pull nineteen articles of children's clothing from a secret compartment, and proceed to wait until the entire collection has been recorded to pull a checkbook out of their giant fucking purse.

I think there's a good chance the woman standing behind Ike probably sucks. She sounds like the type of person who lives their life simply to reprimand people of questionable shopping ethics. However, for the purpose of the thread, nomination of the fat old ugly c-bomb at the food store today is denied.

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hey , at least she was in the produce aisle and not the bakery section

people with more than the stated items in the express lanes are selfish asses

people who actually think its a big deal are tyler hansbro's relatives

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THERE. REDEMPTION TO ALL YOU CSFMB IDIOTS WHO DONT GET IT.

i was in that store today again. i had a handbasket, full of shit. like 30 items. so there was 2 lanes i see, normal lane with a guy just finishing up, and an empty express lane. i go to the normal lane, and the floor manager stops me with a smile. "hi" he says, as he points to the express lane. "this lane is open right now" and i reply "ok, even though im over the express limit?" and he laughs "yes, its no problem"

that is what i was sayin. fuck you all

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Douche! it's because the lane was fucking empty. You're a sorry sack of shit!

thanks qbovis. even though its clear you are a creepy stalker.

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