AT GORILLA, TELLING THESE SECURITY GUYS TO GO GET ME TEDDY LONG'S SUIT.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I assume they had Swagger drop the U.S. so he can move on to bigger things.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I assume they decided that change seventeen minutes ago.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I LIKE JOHN CENA COLOGNE. IT WAS MY IDEA. FIRST SON-IN-LAW PAUL, TEDDY LONG SECURITY, NOW DWAYNE?!? MUTINY IS AFOOT. EXPLAINING TO MAKE-A-WISH CHILD DAVID HE'S GOING TO SEE ONE OF HIS FAVORITE WWE SUPERSTARS WITH A SHANK HANGING FROM HIS NECK. KIDMAN USHERING MAKE-A-WISH CHILD DAVID TO SAFETY WITH ARN.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

:lol:

So good to see CrankySpeeps back!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

PISSING IN COFFEE MUG LEFT SITTING AT GORILLA.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

IN DWAYNE'S PRIVATE DRESSING ROOM, TELLING HIM HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY THAT COULD GET #VINCEBANGEDJANEFONDA TO TREND ON TWITTER. DWAYNE DOING THE EYEBROW THING. EXPECTED WOOD.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

AT GORILLA, GIVING KIDMAN VINCE HISTORY LESSON NUMBER THREE. TELLING HIM ABOUT WHEN I PURCHASED COMPETITION, AND HAND PICKED FORMER DIVA NAMED TORRIE WILSON TO LEARN HOW IT IS UP NORTH BY GOING DOWN SOUTH. KIDMAN EITHER CONFUSED OR UNHAPPY.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.