Wasn't that the list of excuses Belushi used in The Blues Brothers?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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-- source

The ad at the bottom of the page is encouraging me to enter rehab.

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1. Divorce
2. Sex change
3. Ass implants

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Doesn't shock me that you would be entertained by the gay angle, Panther.

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For your gayness or for your drinkiness?

I swear to god I am gonna kick your ass.

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Hmmm always with the ass kicking and big head. ROID RAGE! You do roids? Have herpes? I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

I only take these orders from you -

Can I PM BigFan to report you?

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Seems pretty obvious he's in gay rehab run by his alcoholic mob bookie while he renegotiates his contract.

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You know me like that.

That sounds like a smokescreen. He's probably got jury duty.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'll take care of it for you, spanky. It will be in my weekly note to him. I'll make it a top priority but I get a lot of special treatment. I can't guarantee I'll be punished in a way you see fit.

Doug-EP probably knows whats up

Gay drug-addict jury duty of a mobbed-up gambling ring with bad contracts?

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You know me like that.

Ladies and Gentleman...The Rolling Stones !!!

You're the kind of person
You meet at certain dismal dull affairs.
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud
Running up and down the stairs.

Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years.
And though you've tried you just can't hide
Your eyes are edged with tears.

You better stop
Look around
Here it comes, here it comes,
here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.

When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right.
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys
But still you cried all night.

Your mother who neglected you
Owes a million dollars tax.
And your father's still perfecting ways
of making ceiling wax.
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes,
here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.

Oh, who's to blame, that girl's just insane.
Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
It only seems to make matters worse. Oh please.

You were still in school
When you had that fool
Who really messed your mind.
And after that you turned your back
On treating people kind.

On our first trip
I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
But after while I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes,
here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

Maybe that'll make Mac feel better...

Maybe.

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I believe Mac was kidnapped (possibly by Larz) and the kidnappers instructions have been to confuse the issue with listeners

He was in. New gout drug testing program and grew a fifth appendage.

Or he's finally having that third nipple removed.

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It's just a nubbin.

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To be a tad serious for a quick moment......

What if Danny Mac is just burnt out from radio? He got up one day and realized he either needed a change radio-wise, he couldn't stand the show setup, he can't stand doing the show with Speigs, he just hates radio now, all of the above, a combination of those or whatever.

Maybe Danny Mac is now at a crossroads....and he needs this time to figure it all out.

Do people get an extended leave for divorce, depression, or gayness? Do employers extend leave for these issues?
This is indeed a very strange situation.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

My employer allows 2 weeks for gayness...

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This is my signature...

See you at gay Disney week.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Is that for like...changing things?

I get 4 with a doctor's prescription.

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You know me like that.

I hate to speculate, but is it possible that he's on the same gay vacation as Frank Coztansa?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Mac, Frank, and Darko

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One of those "Singles Cruises"?

So if I come to the realization that I am straight, am I afforded a leave of absence too?

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan