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Today around 4 pm,they were talking Bulls basketball. Bernstein says: "You know who I tell my son to watch?". I never found out,because I PTFB.

How much can a 6 year old child enter ANY sports conversation?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:22 pm 
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Well, jimmy, I'm guessing your kids can't identify when an NBA team is running "Blue" or "Ice". Jason Bernstein knows!

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Well, jimmy, I'm guessing your kids can't identify when an NBA team is running "Blue" or "Ice". Jason Bernstein knows!


Did you hear what crazy schemes he's getting himself into now? He is also dominating quantum mechanics and perfecting the unifying theory, in his spare time in between reading Shakespeare and recreating the Sistine Chapel on his bedroom ceiling!

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Careful,BF pruned the last attack on Bernsteins kid. This time,I'm talking about Bernstein not his son. Be funny if the kid looked like Mat Abattacola.

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I don't think anyone is attacking bernstein's kid in this thread. Everyone thinks their own kids are exceptional. But how could that be? Everyone isn't exceptional. Very few people are. Hence the word "exceptional". So even if you're certain your kid is exceptional, it's probably best to keep it to yourself.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't think anyone is attacking bernstein's kid in this thread. Everyone thinks their own kids are exceptional. But how could that be? Everyone isn't exceptional. Very few people are. Hence the word "exceptional". So even if you're certain your kid is exceptional, it's probably best to keep it to yourself.


Agree 100%,(but my son gives 110% in sports and in life,gang!)

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if god didnt think average people were exceptional he wouldnt have made so many of them

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IkeSouth wrote:
if god didnt think average people were exceptional he wouldnt have made so many of them



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I don't think anyone is attacking bernstein's kid in this thread. Everyone thinks their own kids are exceptional. But how could that be?

In between his Latin lessons and his upcoming string theory dissertation, I have to say that 2 yr old baby Rogue takes some exceptional craps in his diaper. Does that count?

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Oh that's too bad. My son was potty trained at 3 months. In fact, at age 1 year 2 months, he invented a more efficient potty.

Don't worry though, I'm sure little rogue will catch on eventually.

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because i've only listened for the past few years, what was bernstein like before he had a kid? i have a feeling he complained about "new parents" and whatnot...he strikes me as that type.


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There was a family of six kids that I grew up with. They're all pretty smart. The brother that is the same age as I am, is hands down the smartest guy I've ever met. I'm still really good friends with the youngest sister. When her son was a year old he could match a shape into the proper hole on a board. My friend was all excited about it and called her mom to tell her how brilliant the kid was. Her mom said, "Your brother Tommy did that when he was six months." :lol:

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The thread title reads like Bernstein considers his son to be PTFB worthy


Everytime he starts talking, I just wanna turn the channel


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jimmypasta wrote:
Today around 4 pm,they were talking Bulls basketball. Bernstein says: "You know who I tell my son to watch?". I never found out,because I PTFB.

How much can a 6 year old child enter ANY sports conversation?


The son conversations got annoying around the time the Blackhawks were making their Stanley Cup run. It was always something like, "I am going to have to be between the pipes tonight". I commented on it back then about how annoying it was. Glad I don't tune in anymore.

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There was a family of six kids that I grew up with. They're all pretty smart. The brother that is the same age as I am, is hands down the smartest guy I've ever met.


that changed last June at Bernie's

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't think anyone is attacking bernstein's kid in this thread. Everyone thinks their own kids are exceptional. But how could that be? Everyone isn't exceptional. Very few people are. Hence the word "exceptional". So even if you're certain your kid is exceptional, it's probably best to keep it to yourself.


Truth.

I am amazed at some of the things my kids do and say, especially my first child. I realize that people care about my child's exploits about as much as I care about their's...which is, not at all. Any parent with an ounce of self realization reaches this conclusion quickly and keeps things to himself. Grandparents can get away with this shit. Parents who keep it up are about as popular as Jerry Sandusky at a an 8 year old birthday party.

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Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.

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This stuff ranks right up there with complaining about radio show hosts taking their vacation or using the perks given to them by their employers as being some of the dumbest things around here. Bernsie's a dad, so he mentions his kid occasionally. You guys make it sound like he plans entire shows dedicated to bragging about his kid.

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good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There was a family of six kids that I grew up with. They're all pretty smart. The brother that is the same age as I am, is hands down the smartest guy I've ever met.


that changed last June at Bernie's


bigfan does seem pretty sharp, but I'm withholding judgment until I see who he selects as president.

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Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.


The fuck he doesn't.

Is there any other reason I would know his kid is studying Hewbrew and Chinese?

The aspects of his being a dad obviously aren't as humerous for the listeners as they are for him

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My problem with the son discussion was not so much the frequency but rather the messenger. I never minded Mac talking about his sons because it was coming from a guy I could warm up to. He seems like a nice guy who gives others a fair shake. Coming from Bernsie, who treats callers like crap and generally is an SoB, I never cared for his son talk. You'd have this heart warming story about him spending time with his kid, and then he go back to making fun of callers and egging on the audience. It just didn't fit for me.

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My problem with the son discussion was not so much the frequency but rather the messenger. I never minded Mac talking about his sons because it was coming from a guy I could warm up to. He seems like a nice guy who gives others a fair shake. Coming from Bernsie, who treats callers like crap and generally is an SoB, I never cared for his son talk. You'd have this heart warming story about him spending time with his kid, and then he go back to making fun of callers and egging on the audience. It just didn't fit for me.



He's a complicated man and no one understands him but Sir Larry.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.

He brags, Hatchetman. He's well aware of what he's doing. It's a part of the bit, now.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.


The fuck he doesn't.

Is there any other reason I would know his kid is studying Hewbrew and Chinese?

The aspects of his being a dad obviously aren't as humerous for the listeners as they are for him


I don't mind the son talk. It's cute. I was a precocious little shit once. The only time it really made me mad was one time when he said something about how his son already wants to go to Northwestern but they won't be able to swing it unless he gets all A's and ensuing scholarships. As if the scion of a wealthy family of Harvard/Cornell/Duke graduates is doomed to a directional state school with one false step. F riiiiight off.

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Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.

He brags, Hatchetman. He's well aware of what he's doing. It's a part of the bit, now.


Oh, when did you talk to BernSTINE about this? You guys have a working lunch together to go over show memes?


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It's funny how some posters make it seem like Berns treats callers in some inhumane way -- but when Dan tries to show his personable side it's PTFB time. :?: :?: :?:

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Bernsie doesn't brag about his kid. mostly he talks about the humorous aspects of being a dad.

He brags, Hatchetman. He's well aware of what he's doing. It's a part of the bit, now.


Oh, when did you talk to BernSTINE about this? You guys have a working lunch together to go over show memes?

Oh yeah. I'm the one who told him to change his mind about bounties once his mancrush Matt Bowen admitted to doing it.

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Are you all serious? Wow......the ALS is out in full bloom I see. I may need to PTFB on this thread.

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Are you all serious? Wow......the ALS is out in full bloom I see. I may need to PTFB on this thread.


I'm no member of the ALS, dude. Check yourself.


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I find Bernsie to be pretty self-depricating. He might have the thickest skin at the Score -- certainly more than Spiegs, Mac, Terry, Laurence and Mully. Maybe that's not saying much?

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