That there ever was an actual "Golden Era" of sports....with a straight face.

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having 2 batters face a pitcher at the same time would be pretty cool
get on it Bud!

That usually only happens when Dusty Baker is making out the lineup card.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It would be interesting to see 9 guys bat all at once. With a head the size of your's, im thinking it might collide with another guy's bat.

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My friend's dad used to say every NBA game should start at 100-100, and have them play for two minutes. He would proceed to get a sly grin on his face like he just came up with something groundbreaking. Each time he said it. Each time.

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If I could only walk over there and slap you in the nuts.

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I made a $50 bet with a coworker before the season that the Mavs would make the playoffs. He thought they wouldn't because he said Chandler was clearly the best player on last year's team. After the first five games he was laughing his ass off and saying I should stick to the Bulls because I clearly didn't know about the Mavs. Clearly.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I could hit this guy (enter any major league pitcher's name here )!

No you can't - If you could, you wouldn't have stopped playing baseball at 15 when you got cut from your high school team.

Sluggers had a 80 MPH batting cage for some time. I remember paying, grabbing the bat, stepping up to the plate, waiting for the ball, hearing a thump against the back padding and looking down to see a baseball roll away. I promptly walked back out of the batting cage.

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Of course it is. It's one of my favorite team sports.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dan Bernstein is the smartest man on the radio. If you do not believe this, just ask him and he will confirm it.

For such an Einstein, this was one of the most stupid statements ever made in the history of radio.

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It is perfectly fine for a team mate to bail on her team when the playoffs start.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Walter Payton was a great teammate for pouting about not scoring while everyone else was celebrating a Super Bowl.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Wally never bailed on his team. Lots of athletes pout, bitch, moan & complain.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Nice logic. Lots of people do it, so it's ok


Let me try that


Lots of college kids miss things for spring break

All I'm saying is that is ridiculous to compare one of the greatest athletes in the history of sports, who missed 1 game in his entire career & was known for his work ethic & for having good relationships with his team mates, to a College athlete who bails on her team when the team needs her the most, in the playoffs.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Wally, Barry....

Scorehead + Mike Quade = MATCH!

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Division III (half step up from intramurals) women's college basketball history is forever tainted

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Could a Division III women's team even make the IHSA Girls Final Four???

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"Women's sports are on the rise"

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