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Terry's Peeps
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The Boers and Bernstein Tournament of Bad Selection Show starts at 5.

NFL Free Ajency starts at 3.

Dan's assertion that the regular season in the NBA is meaningless unless it reflects well on Lebron and the Heat starts at 1:06.

Do your thing SHARK.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Dan's assertion that the regular season in the NBA is meaningless unless it reflects well on Lebron and the Heat starts at 1:06.


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Well, there will certainly be a great deal of Knicks/Bulls' talk after Derrick Martell Rose took Jeremy Lin to school and moved Knicks' head coach Mike D'Antoni one step closer to unemployment. An update on what has now become the absolutely ridiculous Dwight Howard saga plus the latest on the NBA Trade Deadline are also on tap. Add NFL Free Agency talk, the NCAA's "First Four" in Dayton, OH tonight & a possible Blues/Blackhawks' preview and you've got the ingredients for the Tuesday "B & B Show". An exact game plan is still to come.
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Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...
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Here's the Tuesday game plan:

*2p: The SCORE's own RED ALERT! RED ALERT!-"Bears/NFL FA Preview"
*3:30p: "The Second Half"
*5p: "The 2012 B & B Tournament of Bad Selection Show" w/Matt Abbatacola

Producers: Chris Tannehill & Ethan Shaw
"Scoreboard Updates": Drinky!
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Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...


Yeah I heard him say that. Makes me want to give him a big swirly in the Lamplighter stall.

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chibamm wrote:
Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...

If he used lube, it's technically not "cramming".

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What just happened?


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Well, that was great ... apologies to our last caller @670TheScore - maybe no more calls ever? @Boers_Bernstein
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Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

B&B could care less.
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With Marshall coming to Chicago, Manning has to be out of the Dolphins picture.
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chibamm wrote:
Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

B&B could care less.


Wow, classy.....all the way classy.
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To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.

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Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.

I like this show but they have a pretty high Crying Callers ratio for a midday sports show
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chibamm wrote:
Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

How are either of those connected?

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The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

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Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

:lol: Still....high crying ratio
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SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.



Sounds like all the hallmarks of our very own Panther!
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

:lol: Still....high crying ratio


:lol: I'd like to see those statistics. I've cried while listening to M&H so I'm sure a caller or two has...

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My dear internet friends,

I think I know that guy. It was not me. I am something of an expert in mental institutions. Because I have been in a few. Yes, I am still alive. And I still love you. Be me! It is a holler.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
What just happened?


Matt Abbatacola ‏ @MattAbbatacola
Well, that was great ... apologies to our last caller @670TheScore - maybe no more calls ever? @Boers_Bernstein


Given how bad he sounded on their air, I wonder what he sounded like when he was talking to the call screener?
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Oh awesome! Bernstein says its important to have a backup who can play!

Real cutting edge there, BernSTINE.

Anyways, what time was that deranged caller? I wanna have a laugh.
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Oh awesome! Bernstein says its important to have a backup who can play!

Real cutting edge there, BernSTINE.


In all fairness to Dan, that kind of thinking is cutting-edge for him.

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If someone didn't know who bernstein was and they heard him yelling like a loon at Giacomo (you can find it on OKC's youtube channel), wouldn't you think it was possible he was in a mental institution- or needed to be?

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SHARK wrote:
Derrick Martell Rose

When did this start and when does it stop.

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SHARK wrote:
Derrick Martell Rose

When did this start and when does it stop.

This is more in the spirit of SHARK nomenclature than "Pooh".
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This is really good. They should let listeners do it from now on. Everyone has the theme by now...

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I think the concept is great but I didn't think many of these were all that funny or creative.
Canned Peas...Louie Anderson....State of Penn......weak.

I just thought of one - obvious forced laughter at things that aren't funny.

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