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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:52 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

Thinking back, the laugh track is insulting. It's like TV producers were telling the home viewer, "Hey we think you guys are too stupid to know where the jokes are, so we'll help you by piping in fake audience laughter."

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:54 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

Thinking back, the laugh track is insulting. It's like TV producers were telling their audiences, "Hey we think you guys are too stupid to know where the jokes are, so we'll help you by piping in fake audience laughter."

No its not like that

It is that.

Thats why Curb Your Enthusiasm was so refreshing

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:54 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

Thinking back, the laugh track is insulting. It's like TV producers were telling their audiences, "Hey we think you guys are too stupid to know where the jokes is, so we'll help you by piping in fake audience laughter."

But then you have a hilarious show, like Arrested Development, without laughtracks and idiotic people dont get it. You have to come to grips with the fact that Americans are stupid.

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:58 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

I wish there was a laugh track behind your posts.

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:59 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

Is this why you added the laugh track to your Richard Pryor posts?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:00 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Laughtracks were soooooo out of place and hilarious

Is this why you added the laugh track to your Richard Pryor posts?

Precisely.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:00 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

I don't think so fatass. Try 220.

There is no way that she weighs 220, not even close. She is wearing maternity clothing. She has a big belly, and huge tits. The rest of her looks normal. Her fingers are not fat, nor does she have a double chin.

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:24 pm

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Chus wrote:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

I don't think so fatass. Try 220.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:27 pm

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I would

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:29 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I would

Somebody wouldn't?

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:32 pm

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spanky wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I would

Somebody wouldn't?

I mean right now, like pregnant and big.

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:33 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

spanky wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I would

Somebody wouldn't?

I mean right now, like pregnant and big.

Oh. I thought you meant otherwise.

I would too.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:34 pm

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I'd actually prefer it that way...

Just kidding... :lol:

or am I... :shock:

no, I am... :lol:

mostly...

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:36 pm

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Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:38 pm

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She said she likes it while preggo too.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:40 pm

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spanky wrote:

Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

I've done this before. Twice. In my late teens. :oops:

With one, she didn't know.

With another, oh yeah....stomach poking out and everything. What an idiot I was.

I think I may delete this later.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:41 pm

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spmack wrote:

spanky wrote:

Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

I've done this before. Twice. In my late teens. :oops:

With one, she didn't know.

With another, oh yeah....stomach poking out and everything. What an idiot I was.

I think I may delete this later.

Too late now!!

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:42 pm

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spmack wrote:

spanky wrote:

Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

I've done this before. Twice. In my late teens. :oops:

With one, she didn't know.

With another, oh yeah....stomach poking out and everything. What an idiot I was.

I think I may delete this later.

I've done it a bunch of times.

I may delete this later...

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:43 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Chus wrote:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

I don't think so fatass. Try 220.

Photoshop

At nine months, my wife was this big or bigger, and she was 170. Both are the same height. There is no way that she weighs 220.

Have you seen her step on the scale? If not, how can you be so sure?

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Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:43 pm

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spmack wrote:

spanky wrote:

Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

I've done this before. Twice. In my late teens. :oops:

With one, she didn't know.

With another, oh yeah....stomach poking out and everything. What an idiot I was.

I think I may delete this later.

Just in case CIJ deletes his.

You'll regret this. Long memories around here, you know.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:45 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

spanky wrote:

Every time would be a "freebie" - what's the worst that could happen?

I've done this before. Twice. In my late teens. :oops:

With one, she didn't know.

With another, oh yeah....stomach poking out and everything. What an idiot I was.

I think I may delete this later.

I've done it a bunch of times.

I may delete this later...

I was doing it as a hit and quit....I'm sure you were with Mrs KI....difference.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:46 pm

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Apparently Spmack starting hitting the bottle REALLY early today.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:46 pm

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For the record, I've done it a bunch of times too. Once again - all freebies. Not a care in the world.

That ends.

I'll probably be deleted later.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:47 pm

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It was only a matter of time before this board became all about pregnancy porn

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:48 pm

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I don't feel so bad anymore. :shock:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

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spmack wrote:

I was doing it as a hit and quit....I'm sure you were with Mrs KI....difference.

Uh....yeah. Mrs. KI. That's the ticket...

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:54 pm

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:57 pm

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I thought I was going to be judged big time. Glad to see the board is full of wierdos like that.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:14 pm

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spmack wrote:

I was doing it as a hit and quit....I'm sure you were with Mrs KI....difference.

Still a hit and quit.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Jessica Simpson says she is 170 lbs

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:17 pm

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Did it a couple of times when my ex was pregnant with my son. I found it to not be worth it honestly. Sadly, masturbation was much more fulfilling for me during that time.

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