Has she recently lost a bunch of weight?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Im pretty hammered right now.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Maybe I'm setting myself up for a lot of sleeping on the couch in the coming years, but I don't think $100 is a lavish purchase by any means, and I don't think I would ask/talk about it before hand if something like this came up. Now obviously if times were tough or we had to figure out who would watch the kid(s) or something like that, different story. I could easily see myself being asked about something (this, or a ballgame, for example), and just doing it without asking or talking about it first. I don't feel an $80 or 100 purchase should rock the boat at all, and I doubt I would get upset if she did something like that either. Unless it was for a new purse.

....But, maybe this means I'm already on the path for divorce though

I don't feel an $80 or 100 purchase should rock the boat at all, and I doubt I would get upset if she did something like that either. Unless it was for a new purse. :

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I have a fairly comfortable couch.

To all you future bridegrooms out there, invest in a good quality, comfortable couch. You (we all) will need it

I would highly recommend doing the opposite of everything you posted.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Maybe I'm setting myself up for a lot of sleeping on the couch in the coming years, but I don't think $100 is a lavish purchase by any means, and I don't think I would ask/talk about it before hand if something like this came up. Now obviously if times were tough or we had to figure out who would watch the kid(s) or something like that, different story. I could easily see myself being asked about something (this, or a ballgame, for example), and just doing it without asking or talking about it first. I don't feel an $80 or 100 purchase should rock the boat at all, and I doubt I would get upset if she did something like that either. Unless it was for a new purse.

....But, maybe this means I'm already on the path for divorce though

I discuss almost every purchase with my wife. We have a spreadsheet with the ledgers on them and she has the password to it. At any given time, she can simply look up the current balances on any of our accounts. We have a system that is followed pretty closely, and it requires both of us to keep up to date on our ledger.
A few weeks ago, I was doing a job that would require a hammer drill, which sadly, I needed to replace. I budgeted $100, told the wife what I needed and bought a nice Skil 7 amp 1/2 inch power hammer drill.
She wouldn't have said no, and I didn't have to ask, but we still talked about it.

You have a spreadsheet with ledgers for each of you? Seriously? And you have to log every expenditure on your spreadsheet? Wow. I guess its better than dopes who just spend spend spend with no clue.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

what i don't understand is the uproar over the $25 increase from last year. everything costs more than it did the year before. what's another $25? i can understand some of the newbies who didn't go to the roast before, but the "I'm not paying $100!" thing seems a bit ridiculous.

good dolphin doesn't like to pay $100 to chum it with internet geeks. i get it. he'd rather see "paranormal activity 2" 5 times, fine.

Make more money.

[good dolphin doesn't like to pay $100 to chum it with internet geeks. i get it. he'd rather see "paranormal activity 2" 5 times, fine.