ASSEMBLING THE GREATEST BOARDBAND EVER ASSEMBLED BY ME

Colonel Angus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:21 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

PANTHRYXXX

Needed:

1-2 Guitarists, Bass Player, Drummer, hot dancing bitches, background singers, roadies, attitude.

BOARD MEMBERS ONLY

Let's make one last charge at the top!!!

PM inquiries within.

(Serious inquiries only).

...........

Is this you?

Telegram Sam · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:24 pm

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=39&p=1078405#p1078405

SomeGuy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:26 pm

Darkside · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:53 pm

Do you have a place for full volume practice? You have a PA? What role does the Panther play? By the looks of this line up... Singer? What gendre are you playing?

Colonel Angus · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:20 pm

Will this be a Psychobilly band?

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:44 pm

Darkside wrote:

What gendre are you playing?

Female.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:56 pm

Classy.

Baby McNown · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:32 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

The Panther will sing some, play guitar on some, write some, jamm on all, and organize all Panthathalons.

So either you're really talented, or you THINK you're really talented when in actuality you're amazingly average.

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:26 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

GAY

We do not discriminate against homosexuals, but you will be asked to at least outwardly comport yourself as a heterosexual should you survive the audition and be asked to join PANTHRYXXX.

This doesn't seem right...

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:29 pm

I'll record the demo once you have three good songs.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:29 pm

So you would turn down Michael Stipe or Rob Halford from your great band.

You really a wiener.

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:31 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I'll record the demo once you have three good songs.

Make sure you edit out the gay because the Panther band can't have that going on you know for PR reasons.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:34 pm

Given this development, and the overtly heterosexual lyrics to his great country ballad (drink your beer and fuck your wife), I would not surprise me to find out that that panther is a closet homosexual. Or at the very least a switch hitter.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:38 pm

Hmmmm....

How about some band name ideas:

Pussy Party
Cougar Hunter
Rad Chad and Brother Brad
Nordally Nordally and the Blick 'em Blick 'ems (almost thought of having this for my own)
Titty (scratch that one....already taken)

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:41 pm

Panther, if you didn't get a good reply, just post an ad on craigslist or something:

Needed! Straight Acting Back Up Singers and Instrument Players to Support My Balladeering!

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:42 pm

Darkside wrote:

Make sure you edit out the gay because the Panther band can't have that going on you know for PR reasons.

I have a VST for that.
I also have a VST for adding more gay if needed.

What does VST mean?

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:47 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Make sure you edit out the gay because the Panther band can't have that going on you know for PR reasons.

I have a VST for that.
I also have a VST for adding more gay if needed.

What does VST mean?

You can add gay... wow. Like what if you have Brian Bozworth Land Of Boz kind of gay and you need to bump that up to say Kenny Loggins "Playin with the Boys" gay... that is do-able?

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:49 pm

my friend....cross the dance floor and embrace the technology.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:55 pm

Fine then, heck with you Q. Bro....I'm taking Rad Chad and Brother Brad and running with it. :wink:

This will make for another fine VH1 "Behind the Music" episode. Do they still have those? I used to record and re-view many of them. :lol:

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:55 pm

free? it'll cost ya a can of Kodiak, a 12 pack of Coors light, pizza, and you have to be done in 6 hours.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:57 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

free? it'll cost ya a can of Kodiak, a 12 pack of Coors light, pizza, and you have to be done in 6 hours.

That sounds like my old profile on match.com.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:58 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

and you have to be done in 6 hours.

Tough to do with Mr Perfection as engineer

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:59 pm

sjboyd0137 wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

free? it'll cost ya a can of Kodiak, a 12 pack of Coors light, pizza, and you have to be done in 6 hours.

That sounds like my old profile on match.com.

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:00 pm

sjboyd0137 wrote:

That sounds like my old profile on match.com.

Now that was fucking funny.... :lol:

Frank. I was just gonna lay a mic on the floor and let him yell at it. 6 hours should be plenty of time.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:03 pm

This has Neurotic Outsiders written all over it. I'm no Matt Sorum, but I can pull off a decent Ringo.

Another band name suggestion: The Spazmotic ISOPs with Jimmy P as manager.

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:05 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

Frank. I was just gonna lay a mic on the floor and let him yell at it. 6 hours should be plenty of time.

Nice muffer, bee nize oh doooooug woncha eveah fuggin learnta bee nizeeee.....

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:43 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Fine then, heck with you Q. Bro....I'm taking Rad Chad and Brother Brad and running with it. :wink:

This will make for another fine VH1 "Behind the Music" episode. Do they still have those? I used to record and re-view many of them. :lol:

The name's already been established, Eagbro.

That was never part of the selective criteria.

Eagbro.......hmmmmm....not bad. Kinda catchy, I can dig that.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:00 pm

I give up

Telegram Sam · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:24 pm

I might be interested in trying out for the bass player slot, but only if I can continue to use my stage name, Ron Paul Jones.

Baby McNown · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:02 pm

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I was just gonna lay a mic on the floor and let him yell at it.

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