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I rarely troll.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Biggie had to have changed something in the settings recently. A simple email to whoever hosts this board would fix this within minutes.

I can do it, all bigfan has to do is ask. Root access for a day should be enough.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Root Access sounds like a gay strip club.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Im pretty hammered right now.

3.2.3.3. Security settings
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ALLOW PERSISTENT LOGINS
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Root Access sounds like a gay strip club.

I rarely troll.

Maybe Cookie settings?

Wanna go?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

That sounds way too damn complicated. It's probably safer to just give IMU total control of the board to fix it.

No way I trust IMU with access to this place.

I rarely troll.

Actually tomorrow, I would look into it.

Since you're looking into things, you should let people change their names again.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Eh, whatever, it was an offer to fix the shit.

Well Broski,

It was actually an offer to TRY and fix something.

When it comes to stuff like this, my 'try' is as good as 'succeed.' I wouldn't have offered if it was going to be troublesome.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Classic.