Yeah. The real truth is that Mac has been mastermining a dope and gun running operation where he is getting shipments from Equador and reselling to drug lords in Toronto. Recently, having his passport unknowingly revoked, he was pinched on his way through Moosejaw Saskatchewan where the local mounties tried to extradite him to Indiana, and Indiana refused to accept him back, setting up a supreme court matchup that is not likely to be resolved within the next 60-72 months. While awaiting his hearing, Mac has ordered an ISDN line, but since they're not readily available in Moosejaw yet, he's waiting for them to pull new wires capable of handling this gadgetry thru conduits that are still jam packed with uninsulated Telegraph cable, causing, naturally, electrical problems with the electrician's fishing tape.

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quit hacking my email...

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Thanks for the update Doug. For those of us who enjoy and care about Mac, this is good to hear.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I throw you fits...

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My Joe blew Fritz...

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This is all just a work for the 20th anniversary


He's gonna jump out of a cake

Well thank god it won't be mike murphy in a mankini.

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so it is a gay thing.

Sponsored by Cake Vodka

I just read on Larz's board that it's actually Ben Finfer jumping out of a flan.

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Haven't seen the cake version. 7-11 by me carries a 'cotton candy' flavored vodka. aka, the house drink at Neverland ranch.

Awful.

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Bought some for my wife. Not bad if you're just doing shots...

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As if Jell-O shots aren't fun enough, make them with Cake Vodka
Strawberry or cherry flavor works best for this

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Folks used to be partial to the vodka-flavored vodka.

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The cake vodka is just awful. It smells like frosting, tastes like frosting, and it just awful. I bought this shit because it is old they could talk about. Worst decision ever.

Worse than the Louisiana Purchase? I mean Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, and South Dakota? Really?

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THe Gadsden Purchase was much worse.

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Give me Tucson over Montana any day.

That's no endorsement of bigfan over Frank.

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When did I ever say what I believe (for all you know I believe the same as you), and how did you jump to the conclusion that I am living in a fantasy land? Oh, that's right....you just seem to jump to conclusions without worrying about how to back up your assertions.

Who's living in the fantasy land?

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I heard he'll be back on Monday, April 9th.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The Heterosexual reeducation camp nice to let him have internet access