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good dolphin

Post subject: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:07 pm

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There was a discussion of what the Cubs could program that would be illustrative of their brand for their fans on their network. The Yankees show highlights of championship seasons. So what would the Cubs provide for viewing?

1) Wall to wall coverage of the NIT/CIT/CBA first round
2) Live analysis of the NBA lottery drawing from Seacaucus
3) turnstile viewing of the attendance championship

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:09 pm

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The could give daily recaps of the games each night narrated by a 23 year-old drunk chick.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:11 pm

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daily breakdown of the cute promotional item to be given away the next day

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:13 pm

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Time Lapse of Ivy growing...and dying.

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Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:18 pm

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Reruns of "Family Classics" featuring Frazier Thomas
The farm report featuring Orion Samuelson
"Murder She Wrote"

Reruns of the "Battle of the Network Stars"
The WNBA
Senior PGA events
Reruns of Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown on say 3 hour loops.

Last week's CNBC financial reports?

Rain?

The national anthem & 5 hours of the color bar pattern from 11p to 4a. (Hell they'd be more entertaining than late night Cubbie games live from S. Diego or LA)

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:20 pm

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The Babe and Bro report with Wayne Stylie- Live from Yakzies

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:21 pm

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Urinal slip and slide racing.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:22 pm

Pimp My Garage sponsored by Danly

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:22 pm

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"Wicker Park": the Chicago based spin off of MTV's "Jersey Shore"
"Old Style Presents: Tales of Date Rape in Wrigleyville"
"This Old House"

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:23 pm

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They could show highlights from the 2013 Cubs WS championship.

I assume this network wouldnt go live until 2014.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:24 pm

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CUBS Late Night: Bernstein, Theo's magic computer, a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered strawberries.

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Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:25 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

"Wicker Park": the Chicago based spin off of MTV's "Jersey Shore"
"Old Style Presents: Tales of Date Rape in Wrigleyville"
"This Old House"

I'm heading straight for hell, but :lol:

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:26 pm

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White Trash Hour: The White Sox fan police blotter report

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Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:27 pm

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Milton Bradley has to have his own talk show on this network.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:29 pm

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2 Scapegoats and a Goat: Bartman, Crane Kenny, and a live goat discuss which of the three of them is the cause of 100+ years of failure.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:29 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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The Elmhurst Steve safety hour sponsored by Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:31 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Urinal slip and slide racing.

HEY HEY!!!!

The CubStacle Course: in this exciting Amazing Race spinoff, four teams of Cubs fans are sent around Chicago to re-enact feats pertaining to the Cubs and Cubs lore. Such tasks include wearing a Walkman and getting in people's way while they're at work, punching A.J. Pierzynski in the face, and breaking a soft-serve frozen yogurt machine like Ron Santo did in Phoenix once.

Steve Stone Explains It All: the Stone Pony demonstrates his infinite baseball wisdom by watching clips of old games and saying he knew that was going to happen.

Kerry Wood's 20-Strikeout Game: A Retrospective: pretty obvious here

Inside the Making of Kerry Wood's 20-Strikeout Game: A Retrospective: bonus features!

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8675309

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:08 pm

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Show slow motion replays of NBA fans when they hear the MLS has higher attendance.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:01 am

100000 CLUB

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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/200-channels-and-nothing-but-cats.jpg

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:02 am

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8675309 wrote:

Show slow motion replays of NBA fans when they hear the MLS has higher attendance.

Take that NBA! You've got smaller stadiums than outdoor soccer!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:04 am

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Goin Deep with Dave Martinez and Rafeal Palmeiro

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:05 am

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The Mike North Show

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:06 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Goin Deep with Dave Martinez and Rafeal Palmeiro

In the same context, Slumbusters!
Sort of like 'The Dating Game', hosted by Mark Grace

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:07 am

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"That ain't no hot dog" -hosted by Tom "Bison Boy" Ricketts.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:23 am

100000 CLUB

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webcast of the Mully & Hanley show

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:24 am

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Holmes Inspection: Wrigley Field

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:32 am

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Intervention featuring Bleacher Bums

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Program The Cubs Network

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:47 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Alcoholic with Kyle Farnsworth
(like Insomniac with Dave Attell)

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