Used to get that a lot at softball games...here comes Canseco again..and the team I played on for many years (14-15) is being inducted on Saturday April 14th into the Chicagoland 16 inch Softball Hall of fame. We are just the 24th Mens team to be so honored after winning 43 league and tournament championships, we got selected. I AM SURE there will be great skepticism about this, but you can call the HOF and they will tell you that Smoke (our team) is indeed being inducted and I will be speaking on behalf of our team at the induction ceremony in accepting the award (we get a trophy which is basically a block of wood with a Clincher made of steel on top of the wood block, with the HOF induction date on the front plate) for the team. Tickets are 100.00 for the banquet dinner and ceremony to the public and available on the Chicagoland 16 inch Softball Hall of fame website. Perhaps I'll post a photo of the team here afterwards. I have been told there will be a photographer taking pictures for Press Publications to be published in the Elmhurst Press.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

$100 for the Score party or $100 for a really stupid hall of fame ceremony? You decide. Both are extreme wastes of money.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I'll take the hundo, buy 4 cases of beer, and then toss in some extra for grillin fixins.

http://www.16inchsoftballhof.com/hofdinner.asp

While I appreciate good 16 inch softball and played for years!, but ..........."COME ON MAN"

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.