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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:04 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

So what?

He can then just collect food stamps and never work another day in his life.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:08 pm

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I miss pre Tatoo Tyson

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:09 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Shit, it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:10 pm

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I'd buy Chris's balls back from his wife and give them to Kid Cairo. I would pay Kid Cairo to tie one to each end of a string and wear it around his neck when he raps. When he doesn't rap I would pay him to be a vigilante crime fighter with the balls on the string as his weapon.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:10 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Shit, it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none...

We're all going to Arnie's after that. Should be a hoot...

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Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:11 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:12 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

The Sklar brothers filled in on Rome yesterday and they pitched a genius idea where Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik fight crime

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:12 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:14 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Sklar brothers filled in on Rome yesterday and they pitched a genius idea where Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik fight crime

Those guys are pretty funny sometimes. They played twins on CSI about a month ago.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:15 pm

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If this thing rolls over one more time, this could become some real money.

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Chris_in_joliet

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:16 pm

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I think he is used to balls on his chin not his neck.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:17 pm

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and the retaliation shot

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:17 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I think he is used to balls on his chin not his neck.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:18 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I think he is used to balls on his chin not his neck.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:26 pm

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Sklar brothers filled in on Rome yesterday and they pitched a genius idea where Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik fight crime

Knew I should have listened yesterday.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:30 pm

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donspiracy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Sklar brothers filled in on Rome yesterday and they pitched a genius idea where Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik fight crime

Knew I should have listened yesterday.

They were reading Canseco's tweets. Usually that would be terrible but their comments were hilarious

If you dont follow Canseco, you are missing out

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:01 pm

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- I would buy The Wild Hare and sell it to Frank for a dollar.
- I would give a substantial endowement to Gordon Tech on Joe Or Road Rod's behalf, provided they change the name of the school to Gordon Lightfoot.
- I would make immessedup17's dream of a sixth floor penthouse condo in Schaumburg a reality.
- I would treat Krazy Ivan to an all expense paid trip to an island paradise of my choosing.
- I would give chaspopcap a bunch of money to live his dream of causing disorder.
- I'd have Phil McCracken taken care of, permanently.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:10 pm

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A shit load of Newport 100s in the box.

Tanker trucks filled with Olde English 800. And Patron.

A whole forest of weed.

Then I'm buying the Harold's on 103rd & Halsted.

Then tomorrow, rinse and repeat...

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:11 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

that's beautiful...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:13 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Shit, it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none...

We're all going to Arnie's after that. Should be a hoot...

I heard a radio spot for Arnie's on Power 92 a few nights ago...could not believe it.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:14 pm

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spmack wrote:

I heard a radio spot for Arnie's on Power 92 a few nights ago...could not believe it.

Did they mention the Wednesday Head specials?

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spmack

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:22 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I heard a radio spot for Arnie's on Power 92 a few nights ago...could not believe it.

Did they mention the Wednesday Head specials?

Not that direct, but there were a few subtle mentions of things like that....I definitely remember something about playing pool and the "stick".

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:46 pm

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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I heard a radio spot for Arnie's on Power 92 a few nights ago...could not believe it.

Did they mention the Wednesday Head specials?

Not that direct, but there were a few subtle mentions of things like that....I definitely remember something about playing pool and the "stick".

Damn. They're just blatant with the shit.

It's crazy that everyone knows what goes on there and the place has been open forever. Those bribes they hand out must be nice. Real nice...

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beni hanna

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:47 pm

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Need an assist. What is the deal with "lawer"? Seen it a couple of times and clearly missed something.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:50 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

Need an assist. What is the deal with "lawer"? Seen it a couple of times and clearly missed something.

Bill Simonson (The Huge Show) didn't like something posted here. Threatened legal action from his "lawer". He's a dumb fuck...

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SHARK

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:51 pm

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I was flipping buttons on the FM side and heard Tommy Edwards on 104.3 K-Hits this morning mention $640 million for tonight's Mega Millions drawing. Now what?

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beni hanna

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:52 pm

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Got it. Thanks. Two questions answered. Now I also have a better understanding of the occasional banter about the HUGE show.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:44 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

It's crazy that everyone knows what goes on there and the place has been open forever. Those bribes they hand out must be nice. Real nice...

They get busted regularly. Then they open back up a week later.

I love the shots of guys getting taken out of their in handcuffs with their heads down

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Krazy Ivan

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

It's crazy that everyone knows what goes on there and the place has been open forever. Those bribes they hand out must be nice. Real nice...

They get busted regularly. Then they open back up a week later.

I love the shots of guys getting taken out of their in handcuffs with their heads down

Really? I've never heard of one raid taking place there. Are there any articles or anything?

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